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@1sjes.bsky.social
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truck stop sweetheart. editor. linguist. adventure person. mojave desert rat. my grammar is reflective of my personal style guide 💅🏻 also i'm funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔗 one-s-jes.com

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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the weather's so nice so i think i'll lay in bed watching movies all day
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
knobs are about to be trendy again mark my words
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't have the energy to crash out anymore
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 10
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how are people out here eating frozen spinach
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just hangin w my cat todayyyy
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New in our lost & found: —One (1) Tupperware container filled with pennies —Index card with a recipe for mashed potatoes, with the words "DO NOT MAKE. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO NATHAN, HE STILL GETS SEISURES" [sic] written at bottom —Eyeglass case, empty
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
best part of Life was when the alien mangled his hand
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
are we tracking when streaming services started making commercials twice as loud and also GIVING THEMSELVES THE ABILITY TO UNMUTE THEMSELVES WHEN THEY START
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
love when the alien crawls in a mouth
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
are the rumors true? do bbls smell like a dumpster?
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dropped a spoon on the ground, and apparently it's now gone forever???
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hot dog smell is worse than tuna
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
but fr i turned off all my notifications on my phone except calls and it's lifechanging
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
damn i forgot community bingo was tonight
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
today there was A REAL SNAKE IN MY CLASSROOM
A REAL SNAKE IN A CLASSROOM ON THE FLOOR
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love when an employee is hungover when i'm shopping because then they don't talk to me
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you use bikeshare please bring and wear a helmet 💕
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weekends are for flea markets
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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The first donut is just the appetizer donut!
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i used to think but i’m trying real hard to stop
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we need double jelly uncrustables
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wow i started teaching in person again, and it's somethin.
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hello i am back after a nice no-phone break. what did i miss
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i broke my phone 1 month ago and I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE I LOVE IT #NoPhoneZone
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
folks underestimate how important it is to space out into the zone
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
decided to go without a cell phone. day 3. i like it.
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
so we are mad at data centers for water consumption but not golf courses?
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
star trek mtg i am ☠️
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i love honking
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
any memorable assignments y’all had in a creative writing seminar that you still think about? #creativewriting
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Omfg It’s Bunsz ! @copaceticbunsz.com · 24/07/2026
You scared to REALLY be yourself out loud or you a Big Dawg ?
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
found this giant hairy desert scorpion wrangling a beetle next to my front door 🦂
a giant hairy desert scorpion grasps a beetle in its left claw
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In an abusive relationship with perceivable reality.
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
blank mind outside of my inner world lately
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
10am and 103°f/40°c. now just gotta survive this heat wave til monday. loving the mojave is painful
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
wait there’s been baja blast vapes this entire time??
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
happy monsoon to everyone who celebrates
a freight train rolls through a creosote-filled mojave desert landscape with a background of dark storms gathering above the hualapai mountains
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
me: the plastic bag caught in an ocotillo blowing in the wind
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
love an international terminal
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
when i was a kid i thought the coyotes i heard in the woods were just “teenagers underage drinking at a bonfire party”
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i can’t wait to go back to arizonaaaaa
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
it’s nuts seeing a truck with a bigger lift on it than mine #usa
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i know these people are my people cuz they smoke cigarettes while pumping propane
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i love living in america because i literally ran out of a prescription last week, and today my health insurance wouldn’t cover it because i was trying to refill it “too soon”
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i welcome monsoon. we’ve only gotten 1.29” of 🌧️ this year and it’s half over 😟
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you know you’re talking to a dog person when they ask what type of cat you have. i have a black one. that’s the type
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i love honking
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jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
youtube music wont let me add weird al to my summer playlist 😤 WYM KIDS!?
a youtube music error that says “This action [of adding it to a playlist] is turned off for content made for kids”
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