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That One Jerk

@1jerk.bsky.social
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Irreverent, flippant purveyor of sarcasm. CAUTION: May be caustic. May cause burns. Time traveler. Reader of books. I like salad.

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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 23h
My man looks like a live action version of Mr. Bill
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I increasingly think Ai is has a purpose and it’s to empower a handful of very weird, possibly psychotic, men to have total control over the masses.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀👀👀👀👀👀 Please have a listen.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun fact: If you color Rahm Emanuel green, it reveals that he is the Grinch.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IMO, no one should put wool, silk, delicate or expensive clothing into a washing machine set to hot or into a dryer on high temp; and many conversations with lawyers, HR, and senior government officials should not be transcribed by Otter.ai and other AI transcription services.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Daydreaming about a moss-covered, three-handled family Gradunza. #caturday
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A woman who is looking for a husband never had one.
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Jill @jillehughes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Correct. Also, this basically means the data center bros want millions of people to die from lack of clean water access.
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/09/2026
It would be extra funny if the culprit was named “Major Leak” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/u...
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In Major Leak Hunt, Pentagon Gives Polygraph Tests to Joint Staff Members
About 50 people were tested, an unparalleled inquiry that comes in the wake of news reports about the war with Iran and the U.S. military’s diminished stocks of munitions.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10. Of course, no sane person should shed a tear for the Republicans. They knew what they were doing from the day Donald Trump descended his gold-plated escalator more than a decade ago.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fuck cancer.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
<Stares in C3P0>
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The lack of a vaccine and the muttering of our pharmacist about “the feds” led us on a search for reasons why there’s no current vaccine anywhere in America right now, while other countries are happily vaccinating their people
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: 5) "Smithers, release the hounds." (Mr. Burns) 4) "All right! Time for a crime spree!" (Snake Jailbird) 3) "Ha Haa!" (Nelson Muntz) 2) "Aggh! I almost swallowed some of the juice!" (Krusty) 1) "Whoshotwhointhewhatnow?" (Jasper Beardsley)
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Fleetwood Maxx
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.
A scruffy looking brown dog with hair coming out of his ears
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Green Week
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Five Non Blondes
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
11,780 votes
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 20/08/2026
The subtext here is that they expect US-born workers to soon be so desperate for employment (whether because of AI-hype-fueled or DOGE-type downsizing) that they'll be eager to take the kinds of jobs that, historically, only immigrants were willing to do.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just exactly WHAT data do they plan on storing/processing in all these enormous, parasitic, wasteful data centers they claim that they NEED?
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy 45th Anniversary to The Trapper Keeper! I had the rainbow one.... #GenX
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I rolled up a wooie and I watched Columbo.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
Ironclad surveillance dictum: any failure of surveillance tech will be used as a rationale for more surveillance tech, and any success of surveillance tech will also be used as a rationale for more surveillance tech.
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Exclusive: The Founders of Flock Say Their Surveillance Tech Would’ve Solved the Nancy Guthrie Case
In their first joint interview at the company’s sleek but rather deserted HQ in Atlanta, Flock cofounders Garrett Langley and Paige Todd deflect all the criticism and lament that they haven’t megaphon...
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The tool is bad. You made a bad tool, that does a bad thing, and handed it to bad people who will inevitably use it to do worse things. Evil, or Incompetent. Those are the only two options.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Here's a thought, for the world we build after this: Whatever version of police or prisons we have? They get to do *absolutely nothing* in secret, in their official capacity. Every action, interaction, and statistic is logged, publicly available. Every officer is accountable for their actions.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why the Backlash Against Data Centers Is So Potent talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-t...
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
All policies are possible once you break this stranglehold the Epstein class has on our government.
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Brakminster Fuller @fikshun.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Liberal bubble" is code for "we can't gaslight you if you won't unblock us".
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/08/2026
You mean when conservative fascist bullshit isn't being artificially shoved into everybody's timeline - people organically elect to create a liberal environment? Who knew?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you show up to Bluesky without following anyone, you'll be treated to a series of posts about art, music, and dogs. If you show up to X without following anyone, you'll be bombarded with right-wing conspiracies and white supremacist slop. It's weird which one is seen as a "political bubble"
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 02/08/2026
I wonder if students today would be less likely to lean on AI for writing assignments if schools had made sure they could touch-type (at least 60wpm) before having them submit all their assignments online. 1/🧵
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The smartest thing I ever did in high school was take typing class.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is that food? #caturday
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The street outside my home is flooded due to the sudden deluge of rain. Cars are driving through it anyway. Do not do this. Some are driving through it fast, as if that’s going to help. Do not do this either. Fast is worse, folks—for you and everyone else.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm thinking of going out and posting a "No Wake Zone" sign out in front of our place.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So the richest person in the world is wondering why some other rich person didn't step up and fund the shortfall?
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The President of the United States is also a fraud.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Windhorse @windhorse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Snagged this from FB. This may make some people uncomfortable but I think it highlights just how far we've come from what's natural, from our relationship to the Earth that sustains us and our beautiful relatives we share it with.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Deport Peter Thiel.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This sounds desperate. A bunch of tightass Republicans on the Chicago Tribune editorial board decided they had some advice for Democrats.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The debate over the U.S. soccer team using John Denver's "Take Me Home Country Roads" as its theme song is silly. It's a perfectly fine song, even if it uses West Virginia as an avatar for the U.S. But if FIFA was looking for a true American classic by an iconic band that's easy to sing and reflects our love of country, it should be "Ripple" by the Grateful Dead.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026
It's that time of year when we have to tell people to not hold lit fireworks.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Jimi Jams @jimijams.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Summer times come and gone my oh my Happy summer dead heads #DeadHeadLife
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Have I thrown that frisbee? I think I have.
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That One Jerk @1jerk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Read this entire thread.
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