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conniving eunuch

@1bbggguu.bsky.social
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i am 700 years old // user formerly known as The Wholesome Poster , The Pondering King // she/they // @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social

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C4AC - a cube charity event @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · 28/09/2026
Gooood afternoon #MTGCube Players!!! It’s with tremendous excitement that I ask you to SAVE THE DATE: CUBE FOR A CAUSE AW27 FEB 20 & 21, 2027 160 players Over 20 cubes Brooklyn, New York Flyers and tickets forthcoming There’s going to be some fun surprises and prizes this time ;)
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Really cool thing happened this month. I spoke with Justin Kramon from @npr.org about how @magic.wizards.com helps create community for players of marginalized genders and identities. I also brought Justin to experience Magic at our monthly @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social event!
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bailey dogllhunt @thisdogllhunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
”ne regional“ out now thisdogllhunt.bandcamp.com/track/ne-reg...
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ne regional, by thisdogllhunt
track by thisdogllhunt
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sports lately
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
drafts
Screenshot of drafts page with a single entry from 5 months ago: 

Drake if he had friends instead of servants:

“bitch i use a walkie talkie just to get a beverage”

This is a reference to the song trophies by drake, where the canadian pedophile claims he uses a walkie talkie to order a beverage due to the large size of his house and distance to the fridge
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the girl reading this :)
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People who organize safe spaces and events for Magic players are the real heroes of the community
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alex 🗡️ lfw! @aldermancy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
trans mtg cube night with my girlfriend knocked my socks off, will be back every month from now on. lotus bloom is sick + i love nyc
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“what would you do if i turned into a worm” i hope she’d let me go. id want to forget, that would be torture. just let me be a worm. just let me forget
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
gonna be laid up in bed for a month but bills still need paying, please share www.gofundme.com/f/jules-ffs-...
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Donate to Jules' FFS Recovery Fund, organized by Amelia Menzel
My name is Jules, I’m a trans woman painter and former sex worker living and working in Brook… Amelia Menzel needs your support for Jules' FFS Recovery Fund
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
LOTUS FIELD WON A PIONEER CHALLENGE!!! oh…. strict proctor version 😒
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
HI, I'm getting top surgery but it's very expensive. I don't like asking for donations for something cosmetic, especially when others have real needs. If you're interested in helping, all I ask is try out my deckbuilding website Commander Template, and if you like it consider subscribing for $5.
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
buon martedì…time for magic with your friends
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
she/they might be giants
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
prayer warrior chat:

@MeekShepherd: 
god grant me the clarity to execute thy will 
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@SoldierOfTruth: 
i only ask the lord to reveal the path before me so that i may walk it righteously 
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@TheSelfishSinner:
god bring me fame and riches beyond my wildest dreams
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@TheSelfishSinner left the chat
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
does anyone know any bisexuals? can u introduce me? i wanna know what it feels like to exclude one from sapphic spaces
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TONIGHT!!! QUEER MAGIC NIGHT!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
one last pondering king excerpt from drafts The 6th son of a scion’s brother, the crown should never have fallen upon my brow. So I spent my youth apprenticed to a master glassblower, learning to spin beauty from sand, never imagining I might one day rule.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m glad that gay dudes go to t4tluvnrg and take their shirts off and get all sweaty because they remind me that my bisexuality is not a lie #gayguychaser
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 29/06/2026
EVENT OF THE SUMMER GRAAAHHHHHHH
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this could be you at the Upkeep & Lotus Bloom Picnic on July 18th
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
spent all pride weekend flirting with no one, going to parties and asking women if they wanted to play volleyball
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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 @semiopath.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"there are too many gay guys at the t4t outdoor pride rave" oh? and occur, does it, to the majestic wildebeest that there are too many blades of grass on the prairie?
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m sorry i keep role playing as different characters on this account for months at a time. it will happen again. please accept these selfies as my apology <3
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m not doing the pondering king anymore. pondering king is done. horse king killed him. sorry
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
god is alive and she’s from new york fucking city
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Knicks in five” - Prognostications of the Pondering King
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The fool acts without looking. The wise man looks without acting. Just so, a fool acts without reason. A wise man reasons without acting. - Excerpt from Inactions of the Watchful Philosopher King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A kingdom with no coat of arms is hardly a kingdom. Display your long-pondered fervor for Lotus Bloom by purchasing one of our custom tunics, emblazoned with our “sick as fuck” sigil. - excerpt from Sales Pitches of the Pondering King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A woman accused of witchcraft was dragged to court, and a score of nobles entreated the king to execute her. The king, knowing this assault on women to be a cultural compliment to primitive accumulation filtered through religious fervor, denied them. - Decisions of the Philosopher King
OP dressed as a witch. she looks pretty good, and her room is not at all messy
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!! do you love magic? do you love lotus bloom? do u love this incredible design? do u love ME??? PROVE IT AND GET A SHIRT by filling out the form below BY 10PM EST ON 4/22👇
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Horse King descends from the North, his host marching down the Wayroad like so many ants on a log. And like ants, the rain will leave none behind. - Decisions of the Philosopher King, excerpt on the Mudpit Massacre
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
dear friend MILES HONEY (heatdeathtattoo on IG) designed a shirt for us!!!! and it looks amazing!!!! and soon you can wear it!!!!
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
may marks ONE YEAR OF LOTUS BLOOM!!!!!! on 5/3 at 1pm, we'll be hosting a PARK DAY at PROSPECT PARK with snacks and games and new friends :DDDD on 5/5 at 7pm, we're hosting QUEER MAGIC NIGHT at BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT and we'll have STONE SOUP and RAFFLES and TSHIRTS :000
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
we had nearly FIFTY players at last nights queer magic night!!! and YOU should be at the next one on May 5th where we’ll be celebrating ONE YEAR OF LOTUS BLOOM!!!!
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A just king does not yearn for battle, but neither does he flee from one that must be fought. Tomorrow, I will bring a great host to bear on Brooklyn Game Knight. Should words fail, spells and steel will determine our fate. - Proclamation of the Pondering King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A great pretender stole through the palace in the king’s own raiment, sat in the king’s own throne, and, proclaimed falsely in the king’s own voice. Henceforth, they will be known as The Artful Renegade, Shadowcloak, the greatest sneak and thief in the kingdom, and a danger to honor.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Heavy is the crown made all up of gold and jewels and such :,(
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am The Pondering King. I think long and considerably in order to act justly in all things. I understand the weight of authority and i do not bow my head under its crown. I walk a sword’s edge, me, my subjects, and my kingdom will fall with a single misstep. My life belongs to my people.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My fool sang at feast a song he meant to be humorous. “Every day i’m pondering”. I commanded him put to death immediately, for only a wicked man might laugh at justice. Yet my councillor begged mercy, for a Fool can be neither just nor wicked. He was spared. -Decisions of the Philosopher King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“The philosopher Ponders, the king Decides” - excerpt from Decisions of the Philosopher King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you own the bush. -Proverbs of the Pondering King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The harvest fails, my peasants revolt, and raiders threaten my borders on all sides. The council urges quick action, but a wise king knows that hasty decisions are met with certain death. - The Pondering King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i’m trying something new on here, a Wholesome Poster type character called The Pondering King. I hope you enjoy The Pondering King
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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 @semiopath.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
supreme court rules your vote will not be counted unless election official consummates receipt of your ballot by kissing you with tongue
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
this should be such an easy PR layup for dems. “our political enemies are so weak and fragile, they die from pickleball”. bring pickleballs into congress and pump fake at mcconnell, then tell everyone he shit his pants. ads with chuck schumer tearing it up on the court across from a dead elephant
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.
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