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conniving eunuch

@1bbggguu.bsky.social
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i am 700 years old // user formerly known as The Wholesome Poster , The Pondering King // she/they // @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social

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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get hyper with us at QUEER MAGIC NIGHT on TUESDAY!!!!! BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT, 7PM. we’re gonna have so much fun yayyyyy :DDDDDD join the discord for more info!!!
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C4AC - a cube charity event @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · 28/09/2026
Gooood afternoon #MTGCube Players!!! It’s with tremendous excitement that I ask you to SAVE THE DATE: CUBE FOR A CAUSE AW27 FEB 20 & 21, 2027 160 players Over 20 cubes Brooklyn, New York Flyers and tickets forthcoming There’s going to be some fun surprises and prizes this time ;)
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Really cool thing happened this month. I spoke with Justin Kramon from @npr.org about how @magic.wizards.com helps create community for players of marginalized genders and identities. I also brought Justin to experience Magic at our monthly @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social event!
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bailey dogllhunt @thisdogllhunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
”ne regional“ out now thisdogllhunt.bandcamp.com/track/ne-reg...
thisdogllhunt.bandcamp.com
ne regional, by thisdogllhunt
track by thisdogllhunt
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
huge rena w
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sports lately
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i noticed you did not include “occasional rena” but i am willing to forgive the slight
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
drafts
Screenshot of drafts page with a single entry from 5 months ago: 

Drake if he had friends instead of servants:

“bitch i use a walkie talkie just to get a beverage”

This is a reference to the song trophies by drake, where the canadian pedophile claims he uses a walkie talkie to order a beverage due to the large size of his house and distance to the fridge
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the girl reading this :)
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People who organize safe spaces and events for Magic players are the real heroes of the community
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alex 🗡️ lfw! @aldermancy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
trans mtg cube night with my girlfriend knocked my socks off, will be back every month from now on. lotus bloom is sick + i love nyc
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“what would you do if i turned into a worm” i hope she’d let me go. id want to forget, that would be torture. just let me be a worm. just let me forget
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
gonna be laid up in bed for a month but bills still need paying, please share www.gofundme.com/f/jules-ffs-...
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Donate to Jules' FFS Recovery Fund, organized by Amelia Menzel
My name is Jules, I’m a trans woman painter and former sex worker living and working in Brook… Amelia Menzel needs your support for Jules' FFS Recovery Fund
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
LOTUS FIELD WON A PIONEER CHALLENGE!!! oh…. strict proctor version 😒
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
HI, I'm getting top surgery but it's very expensive. I don't like asking for donations for something cosmetic, especially when others have real needs. If you're interested in helping, all I ask is try out my deckbuilding website Commander Template, and if you like it consider subscribing for $5.
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
buon martedì…time for magic with your friends
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
thanks big dog
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
she/they might be giants
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
prayer warrior chat:

@MeekShepherd: 
god grant me the clarity to execute thy will 
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@SoldierOfTruth: 
i only ask the lord to reveal the path before me so that i may walk it righteously 
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@TheSelfishSinner:
god bring me fame and riches beyond my wildest dreams
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@TheSelfishSinner left the chat
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
aww omg thank you so much <333
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
done.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
does anyone know any bisexuals? can u introduce me? i wanna know what it feels like to exclude one from sapphic spaces
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TONIGHT!!! QUEER MAGIC NIGHT!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
don’t worry i’ll write a book about him one day
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
one last pondering king excerpt from drafts The 6th son of a scion’s brother, the crown should never have fallen upon my brow. So I spent my youth apprenticed to a master glassblower, learning to spin beauty from sand, never imagining I might one day rule.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ily i miss you <333
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m glad that gay dudes go to t4tluvnrg and take their shirts off and get all sweaty because they remind me that my bisexuality is not a lie #gayguychaser
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 29/06/2026
EVENT OF THE SUMMER GRAAAHHHHHHH
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this could be you at the Upkeep & Lotus Bloom Picnic on July 18th
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
anything for u
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
okay i will put on all the clothes in my closet and take one more
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
thank you
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
spent all pride weekend flirting with no one, going to parties and asking women if they wanted to play volleyball
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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 @semiopath.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"there are too many gay guys at the t4t outdoor pride rave" oh? and occur, does it, to the majestic wildebeest that there are too many blades of grass on the prairie?
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m sorry i keep role playing as different characters on this account for months at a time. it will happen again. please accept these selfies as my apology <3
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m not doing the pondering king anymore. pondering king is done. horse king killed him. sorry
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
god is alive and she’s from new york fucking city
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Knicks in five” - Prognostications of the Pondering King
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The fool acts without looking. The wise man looks without acting. Just so, a fool acts without reason. A wise man reasons without acting. - Excerpt from Inactions of the Watchful Philosopher King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*becomes lost in thought for a time* you are welcome
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A kingdom with no coat of arms is hardly a kingdom. Display your long-pondered fervor for Lotus Bloom by purchasing one of our custom tunics, emblazoned with our “sick as fuck” sigil. - excerpt from Sales Pitches of the Pondering King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
thank you i think 2026 is my year of cloaks :) - Decisions of the Philosopher King
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A woman accused of witchcraft was dragged to court, and a score of nobles entreated the king to execute her. The king, knowing this assault on women to be a cultural compliment to primitive accumulation filtered through religious fervor, denied them. - Decisions of the Philosopher King
OP dressed as a witch. she looks pretty good, and her room is not at all messy
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It is the duty of every civil servant to do right by those they serve, a ruler most of all. There is no servant more negligent than the tyrant, and no servant more humble than a just king
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I must reflect on this cipher and discover the truth within.
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A more impulsive king would impoverish his realm for you. I come to you already a beggar, as the pursuit of truth and justice makes beggars of us all
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Lotus Bloom @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!! do you love magic? do you love lotus bloom? do u love this incredible design? do u love ME??? PROVE IT AND GET A SHIRT by filling out the form below BY 10PM EST ON 4/22👇
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conniving eunuch @1bbggguu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Horse King descends from the North, his host marching down the Wayroad like so many ants on a log. And like ants, the rain will leave none behind. - Decisions of the Philosopher King, excerpt on the Mudpit Massacre
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