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Oh no, it looks like 4,925 users have made lee cry. Bwaahahahahaha!! hypocritical loser! Lee

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Finally flushed my toilet. House smells better now.

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I suspect your car cannot do this.

Deleted texts, autopsy details revealed in Nolan Wells case after grand jury declines to indict

Wait, what's that last bit about the DA accusing Nolan Wells' family of withholding information? What information!? Maybe information that steers this away from the racism narrative...?

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YouTube video by 13WHAM ABC News

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cool, my car automatically avoids potholes now.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Defeated.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s 1970 and ELTON JOHN takes out a crumpled piece of paper and plays “Tiny Dancer” for the first time in front of his lyricist BERNIE TAUPIN and Taupin’s wife Maxine (for whom Taupin wrote the song).

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Federal appeals court upholds Hamtramck’s ban on Pride flags on city property • Michigan Advance

MAGA's ban on the Pride flag upheld by appeals court. Oh, my bad. The Pride flag ban (on city property) was put in place by the first all-Muslim city government in the United States. Many local Muslims said the flag was against their religious beliefs.

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A federal appellate court has upheld a decision allowing Hamtramck to ban Pride flags on city-owned property.

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Do not flush live bugs down the toilet. They're likely to survive, and then spend their lives confused, alone, injured from the trip, in a pitch-dark hell that is your sewer line. They don't deserve that.

Before hitting Send on an idiotic post, it's helpful to add something like "🤡🤡🤡" to the end, that way the reader understands what they're dealing with.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you wake up and your ex has been blowing up your phone. @lmaen.bsky.social #cuckoo #rentFree #lonely #cheerUpBuddy

My brain made this connection and was like "W T F ?!" for a second there.

Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Boredom has led me to swap the labels on my girlfriend's spices. She hasn't realised yet, but her thyme is cumin.

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Last night I realized that I pay more for tires than I do in fuel for my EV. Home charging: $.035/mile Set of $1400 tires lasts about 35,000 miles $.04/mile

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Mr. PoopyStinky liked my SpongeBob SquarePants meme. I sometimes feel like this isn't a serious website.

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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes BlueSky is like wandering through a zombie apocalypse, but the zombies are idiots.

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Due to a typo I got a new colander app on my phone. It really drains the battery.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Had to drive my old gas guzzler today and flipped over to AM radio just in time to hear Sean Hannity say something like "As I've told you before, you should never look at the polls, but that said, I will look at the polls and interpret them for you." and then went on to talk about the latest polls.

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Sincere apologies to person tailgating me on the freeway whose car got a bit moistened by filthy windshield washer fluid accidentally.

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My corporate laptop, while sitting idle with no apps open, consistently uses about 60% of its memory and CPU resources just scanning for malware and running all of its 6 or more corporate spyware apps in the background.

This is so clearly about lynching.

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Superman Returns | Superman Saves Flight from Disaster | ClipZone: Heroes & Villains

The airliner/space shuttle rescue scene in Superman Returns is the best action sequence of any superhero movie, despite the movie being otherwise generally mediocre.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If I was Ed Sheeran and was worth $400M, my apology woulda been more like "F' y'all, blow me, I said what I said, b1tches".

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I really can't think of anything more important to me than a spoiled-rich celebrity's opinion on world events.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New BlueSky whacking material just dropped.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Banning CNN and MSNBC from the white house is messed up. Trump is probably still butt-hurt from the screwing they gave him over the "very fine people" thing.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Umm did he create peace somewhere that we don't know about?

13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The part where Mr miyagi karate chops the tops of the bottles off from the truck was just mega level stupid and I'm surprised nobody said anything to stop that scene from getting into the movie.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sometimes when I pass people by on the sidewalk I manipulate them into saying hello to me by saying hello to them.

13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every tech post on BlueSky: Article: "New EV battery breakthrough promises better range and faster charging." Replies: "toO BaD aMERiKKKA iS aDDiCteD TO oIL fRIcKeN NAzIs! F tRuMP!!1!!"

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Some dude at work mused to me that ANTIFA is anti fascism in the same way the MAGA is making America great again or that the DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Korea) is Democratic. I told him he's an oxymoron. He agreed.