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13thMonkey

@13thmonkey.bsky.social
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San Diego. Pokemon Go. Dogs. Padres. Movies about gladiators. I don't like bad things and certain types of cheese.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 54m
Of all people, Sunny Hostin debunking the Cornell 7 "rape" case. Apparently in NY, if you VOLUNTARILY get drunk and high, then give your consent for sex, that is NOT rape.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
The law sees it differently though.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
Do you honestly, after hearing the entire thing in context, believe he was "fantasizing about the destruction of liberal-majority cities"?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
He did the "Oct 7 was kinda bad I guess, but let me tell you about THE GENOCIDE!!" thing. And her reply was funny because it mocked his sincerity, I reckon.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
Twitter still pretty funny.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 8h
Fact check: meh
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMG for a split-second I thought I was going to have to opine on anal sex (again)!!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is unacceptable! We must PROTEST AT THE TESLA DINER HARDER, my friends!
Elon Musk wealth trillionaire billionaire tesla space-x omg he's like such a nazi am i right?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, diversity IS our strength...
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This lawn sign.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My coworker sent me this. Should I forward to HR?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yah, i know that.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People like to think that Trump won 2024 because Republicans are stupid, racist, fascist, etc. He didn't win because of Republicans. Rs are going to vote R, Ds are going to vote D. He won because enough Independents were not ready for the "extreme" changes to the Democratic party's direction.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If somebody could start me up a gofundme, that would be much appreciated!!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to see a kick-ass Ween cover band yesterday and the lead singer from the opening band Geezer (like Weezer!) offered me a chocolate chip cookie from a bedpan. It was delicious.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
meh.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was going to show you how easily I can do this with a prompt, but it didn't go well.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump: "They're eating the bananas! They're eating the rice!"
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. Seems like she became bitter when they wouldn't let her come back to the following party?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But what if these are your neighbors?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She is more-or-less right. If you go to a frat house full of drunk, horny men and bang a couple guys while snorting rails of ketamine... you are responsible for your choices. She's not blaming victims, she's advocating for common f'ing sense.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uncomfortable.
San Diego heat sweaty balls
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fixed it for you
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I was 8 or 9 I asked my mother what a "boner" was (probably after overhearing or being called it). She told me it meant a mistake. After I learned what it REALLY meant, I figured for many decades that my mom was just lying to me.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well i guess if affected me a little, but not in the way you mean.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
President Biden breaks his silence regarding Trump's disastrous "Unites States" gaff.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
moron
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got friends in low places...
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beginning to think this is pointless.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perhaps. But the raw numbers suggest this is a war, not a genocide. I think the "gloves came off", so to speak, on Oct 7. Sometimes you just need to surrender when you're getting obliterated, as Japan did in '45. (don't take this as support for israel. it's not)
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know. Definitionally, wouldn't this be classified as "total war" (like ww1, ww2) rather than genocide?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think we have some of those here in San Diego. They leave divots when they fall.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Trump's" LoL he stole it from the 1990s.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine, every single app now has to contain a "Maybe later" button for some reason. But removing the "No" button and replacing it with "Maybe later" is annoying af.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funny, but probably not true.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm gonna miss our meaningful chats.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Covid, Sept 28 2026:
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't obfuscate or backpedal. Come on, show me a shred of evidence that magas support your baby-eating fantasies. You brought it up.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💯 A lot of people don't realize that an IMMIGRANT paid more taxes than anyone in the history of our country!!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes and?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok researched it for you
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, man. I think you just need to chalk this up to another one of your delusions, like libraries being a socialist plot to destroy bookstores (still one of my faves)
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably have too many pokemon.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok super-duper puss trash.
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