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13thMonkey

@13thmonkey.bsky.social
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San Diego. Pokemon Go. Dogs. Padres. Movies about gladiators. I don't like bad things and certain types of cheese.

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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry I meant the original post, not the reply.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 3h
This post describes the flu shot, not the covid shot, which is 100% different.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 3h
So, what are you saying, that it's ok to vandalize somebody's car because they might be a millionaire? Do you think that makes you, or the vandals, the good guys?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
Possible she was just ashamed for consensually bangin so many guys.
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This Is Why We Wait For More Information.
YouTube video by Amala Ekpunobi
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
Forgive me if I don't automatically believe either her, or the guys.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
Lucky Man
ALT: Lucky Man
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 10h
I often find myself wondering how things turned out for Sloopy.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 12h
But what if these are your neighbors?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 12h
And god bless them for it.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 12h
There is a non-zero chance that she was the sexually aggressive one. I have known sober-ass girls that ran trains. There are popular porn stars that try to do 1,000 in a day. Some women are just horny af, and are liberated. Gonna get flamed, blocked, and put on lists, but: Regret is not rape.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
She is more-or-less right. If you go to a frat house full of drunk, horny men and bang a couple guys while snorting rails of ketamine... you are responsible for your choices. She's not blaming victims, she's advocating for common f'ing sense.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 16h
Haha! How many sock puppets do we have?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 16h
Uncomfortable.
San Diego heat sweaty balls
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha! I'd probably remove my pants too.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LoL - mind control!!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG he is so desperate for attention!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
50/50 this was intentional.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fixed it for you
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The blue one is HUGE!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I was 8 or 9 I asked my mother what a "boner" was (probably after overhearing or being called it). She told me it meant a mistake. After I learned what it REALLY meant, I figured for many decades that my mom was just lying to me.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rad
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BO DIDDLEY 1965
YouTube video by SURFSTYLEY4
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
ALT: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some of my favorite songs: Bad Company by Bad Company Big Country by Big Country Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden Motorhead by Motörhead Talk Talk by Talk Talk Bo Diddley by Bo Diddley The Monkees by The Monkees Body Count by Body Count Rammstein by Rammstein
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG you still dealing with SexPest Professor? Has he called you a triggered sock puppet yet? That's his go to when losing.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure who's going to win the midterms, but one thing's for sure: 2027-2028 are gonna be quite the show, either way!!
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somebody please try feeding these things purple algae.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably bad for climate change.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
% of times F1 was pressed by somebody actually trying to bring up the "Help" screen: 0.000001014%
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fair to assume Tesla ain't giving those out for free and that not everyone driving a Tesla is a billionaire.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Matt Walsh cracks the code, determines rich neighborhoods have less crime than poor neighborhoods. #pulitzer www.youtube.com/shorts/SEJUE...
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This is possible, believe it or not
YouTube video by Matt Walsh
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Though, TBH, as long as there is nothing scratched or broken, it looks pretty cool that way. Like a free urban-themed wrap.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(while vandalizing a hard-working person's car): "We're the good guys!!"
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great scott, you still interacting with SexPesty?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like AOC. She speaks like a sober Kamala Harris.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My ex has had a black cockatoo.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OCD triggered
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Say goodbye to that cat.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agreed 100%
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure he and JD would hit it off though.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The question was "explain the way you ignore it" and I answered the question: Trump buying dell stock affected me 0%. I have real things to worry about. And it didn't affect anyone I know. Well, except for maybe my super-liberal friends, who probably needed therapy over it.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is that near the Hawkeyes stadium?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You didn't answer my question.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well i guess if affected me a little, but not in the way you mean.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's ricest.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Enlighten me - how does Trump buying del stock affect me?
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
President Biden breaks his silence regarding Trump's disastrous "Unites States" gaff.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wasn't making an argument, I was answering a question. You don't like the answer? Too bad.
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course it was an answer. He asked why I ignore it and I said because I don't care about crap like that. Just because you don't like the answer...
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
moron
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13thMonkey @13thmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
waiting for what? I answered him hours ago.
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