Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I believe in a world where HBO burns through another 3-4 actors trying to fill this role. also I remember next to nothing about the original series but even I can tell you this is dogshit casting lol 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 12/08/2026fuckin Walter Goggins is making ten times the money this gig is ever gunna pay shilling for GoDaddy and Walmart. It's also like a tenth of the work. 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 01/08/2026gunna spend my afternoon feeding quarters into different "irreversible harm done to trans people" machines and looking over my shoulder to see the exact point I get yelled at 0122
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 29/07/2026your average Republican owns a handgun he keeps in the veggie drawer of his fridge that has a bottle opener in the handle 020
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 13/07/2026the wine aunt energy coming off of this thing is indescribable 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026always a good morning when the whole skyline is swept up in little ewok dances 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 08/06/2026yeah fuck farming all my homies love eating leaves and punching deer to death in the woods 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 13/05/2026good morning millennials. half the old Internet is down right now and the other half is asking for captchas. did Iran bomb another server farm or is this a wave of ddos nonsense? Mommy wants to know lol 100
Reposted by Janko Ravenonion person @junlper.beer · 17/03/2026don’t let AIPAC win!!! vote for kat abughazaleh in IL-9 today!!! 293563447
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 15/03/2026it's time to rate das kapital 3/5 stars on Goodreads because I'm a baddie 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 09/03/2026have some oil discourse on this lovely morning: have we considered reversing the moratorium on commercial whaling yet? 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 07/03/2026once someone called the cops on me because I left half a brick of ditch weed in a little free library 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I have seen this a billion times on insta and I'm convinced it's the only good reel anyone has made 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 01/03/2026dude are we staging the war from Mar a Lago or Madame Tussauds 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 27/02/2026how is there already porn of the new pokemon starters how are all of you this horny 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 26/02/2026guys I've been having exactly 1 lil pouch of applesauce every night for just a tiny treat and folks you can set a watch to my bowels. why is no one else talking about this???? 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 18/02/2026hey gang who wants to look at some depressing graphs this morning k12ssdb.org/all-shootings 000
Reposted by Janko RavenChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/02/2026I. AM. SOMEBODY. ✊🏽 Rest in Power, Reverend Jesse Jackson. youtu.be/NTVwT3j_zqY?...youtu.beJesse Jackson’s - Wattstax Music Festival Opening Speech (1972)YouTube video by Nightloop 132901826
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 16/02/2026time to rip back my good vibes from the claws of the astroturfed see you dipshits in a month ✌️ 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 14/02/2026happy deathaversary to captain cook y'all what the fuck is a valentine 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 12/02/2026this guy jerks off to the idea of getting the shit kicked out of him by a group of big strong women and he's made an entire career out of begging the universe to make this happen 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 11/02/2026man this triggered a vivid flashback to my parents divorce and now I'm picturing pam disappearing for a cocaine bender for like two months while nadler watches star trek tng with the volume on full blast every evening until the cops bring her home 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026something worth knowing is that CCPA/GDPR applies even if you haven't bought something from a company. you can and should send vaguely threatening emails to the folks at ring if you live in either the EU or California www.oag.ca.gov/privacy/ccpa gdpr-info.eu 021
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I spent two days bullying libs on this platform and my skyline is now nothing but dolls posting their beautiful titties folks why didn't I commit to the hater lifestyle sooner. I was not aware of the spoils of war 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 08/02/2026we are now amending the "block on site no exceptions rule" for 2026 -posting genx memes or mentioning you are genx in your bio -australians more exciting updates to come 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 08/02/2026guys I'm sorry but you need to primary purple hair grandma. that dye job is officially stolen valor 020
Reposted by Janko RavenKamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Who doesn’t love a good Brunch Fart, am I right K Hive? 0122
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 07/02/2026to whatever goofy goober wrote this section of the Neopets TTRPG Google doc Kickstarter thing bro you better scrub your FA, deviantart, and ponybooru account before all your backers track it down because there is only ONE kind of furry who writes stuff like this lol 051
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 07/02/2026went fishing in my purse for a tampon and all I could find was condoms and narcan forty is going to hit me like a dump truck isn't it 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 07/02/2026every woman involved in this administration has "drunk screaming girl who won't leave the bathroom at the bar" energy and Loomer is by far the drunkest and the most locked in a bathroom *knock knock* LIKE OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T EVEN POST ANYTHIIIING STOP 020
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 06/02/2026citizen-led check points and tear gas in the road I grab you by the wrist then fall down in the snow I make the best of this job and don't ask why cause I'll be on the stand when it's election time 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 05/02/2026oh this site is going to be a bloodbath today isn't it 010
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 05/02/2026as much as this country needs people like Steven Colbert in politics and I think he would do an incredible job in any elected office, I no longer wish the presidency on any decent person let Harris and Newsome duke it out over the smoking remains of our federal government and let this guy retire 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 03/02/2026time to reverse engineer the joe rogan experience by listening to "my wife died", the bespoke pod with ps2 era Kratos and James Sunderland 000
Reposted by Janko RavenJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack. 25306664815874
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 31/01/2026guys if the latest epstein drop proves anything it's that Rasputin would have loved 4chan 000
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 30/01/2026cool new thought: how many shallow graves were dug on the golf courses our current commander in chief owns 020
