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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lol imagine ruining a 13+ year friendship for this

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if you're happy and you know it what the f

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is what happens when you let an american be the pope

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"a fraud a sham a flimflam i say"

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

jeez mary why always so full of grace maybe quit being so aggraceive

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

god this is good

flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine.

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

imagine waking up and this face is happening

frida the miniature aussiedoodle stretched out looking adorable on top of a green colored comforter staring into the camera

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the number of times i have willed hand soap into existence from the empty pump like some kind of suburban hannukah miracle

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this must really suck for the owner of goose island brewery knowing he named a beer after her and she still wouldn't sleep with him lmfao

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i fart the law and the fart won

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

one of these otters always tells the truth and one of them always lies

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

wife: we only have a small amount of strawberries me: fortunately we have a...cake amount of cake

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

we're tearing down the old fence to build a new one and this bunny refuses to leave the yard it's not fair

this bunny under the rubble of our former fence

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

she chumba my wumba 'til i get knocked down (but i get up again)

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

when you think about it humans truly are just complicated tubes

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

om nom nom nom nom nom nom tamalephone

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

last night i made a small batch of rancho gordo's good mother stallard beans with just a basic mirepoix and some fresh tarragon from the garden and honestly that could have been the whole meal (everyone said it was their favorite dish hands down)

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

welp guess i'm a rancho gordo convert now thanks @gwillow.me

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

twenty-five years ago i laughed at the body massage machine gi joe psa spoof but nowadays it's more like "as a matter of fact i -do- want a body massage thanks"

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you know i've always said that the best way to stop a counterculture movement from gaining traction is to continually shine a spotlight on it and talk about how relevant it is

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

my wife is taking the incredibly brave step of learning how to play dungeons and dragons for the first time as an adult and literally the first question she asked me was "is it okay if my character is horny?"

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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026