mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/02/2026“see muted replies” is always a real “dead dove do not eat” situation for me 8135589
uncle knicknack-o-lantern @uncleknicknack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026its always terves!! and im somehow always surprised!! 140
SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Then there's me with dove feathers stuck in my teeth... 010
KellyZine @kellyzine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The fact that they give you the ability to see them at all is infuriating. I want them GONE. 100
Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth @mach101010.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It's true but like my dog and a 2 week old literal not figurative dead dove can't help myself just gotta have a taste even though I know I'll end up with a worms and a mouthful of stale feathers 010
James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Sometimes I just gotta make sure the dove is still dead, you never know 1440
BOO-nnaise 🎃👻💀 @onnaise.bsky.social · 27/02/2026“Hidden by muted words” to “okay that’s a flesh light joke, I hate those” is such a strange turn of events to have more than once 000
