Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Elon Musk appears to be walking proof that penile implants don’t work. 861788179
Dee, MPA,BS:RRT, University of Central Florida @liliodine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024He is a walking penis 000
cheetojesus420.bsky.social @cheetojesus420.bsky.social · 19/11/2024In musk we trust. All bow to emperor Elon! 000
Bleu Cheez @bleucheez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I don’t know, he seems to be a prolific breeder. The sad part is the number of women willing to carry his sperm. Vile. 🤢🤮 010
Bossman Don @bossman-don.bsky.social · 19/11/2024media.tenor.coma young man is drinking water from a bottle with the word aqua on itAlt: a young man is drinking water from a bottle with the word aqua on it 000
CalmlyPanicking @calmlypanicking.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Really? He's able to walk upright, is he not?🤷😉 010
Tickles La Rue @tickleslarue.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Oh, I don't know. He is the Worlds Biggest Dickhead. 000
Lynnthemadlib @lynnthemadlib.bsky.social · 19/11/2024@imback2222.bsky.social comments are golden. 010
Elon Musk (not) @elonmusknot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Fake news. I have a gigantic phallic spaceship to represent my size issues. 000
blueinpurple.bsky.social @blueinpurple.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Must be why he uses IVF to have kids.He must not like doing the Humpty Dumpty w/women. Most of his kids are bc of IVF. Little weird if you ask me. 000
Cyn @cottagedweller.bsky.social · 19/11/2024He’s so white i need shades. Does he actually have blood? 000
notdonaldjtrump.bsky.social @notdonaldjtrump.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Why are you thinking about another man’s cock 000
NapoleonBlownapart @blownapart.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Back in the 90’s we called specimens like him “chodes”, it’s a whole sad aesthetic. He defines it in the modern era. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...urbandictionary.comUrban Dictionary: ChodeA chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer 000
Markilla Gorilla @markus-aurileus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I always thought he actually WAS a penile implant that escaped some sort of lab and somehow became sentient…and is just spending his life being the biggest dick 030
Lily Orasi @orasi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Does anyone else wish Elon would fly one of his rockets into the sun with him onboard? 000
🍿 Mike Moore 🍿 @sonofadutch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The sweatpants give it away. Nobody wants to be around a walking pup tent. 020
Pro Democracy, pro Science, pro Climate, Anti fElons @democraticrepublic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Also what does not work: brain implants. 000
Hope Floats 💙 @4democracy2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024And that money won’t make you smart or likable. 010
Jayne4Freedom @jayne4freedom.bsky.social · 19/11/2024And Government Contracts give you too much power. 130
Richard Lionheart @richard-lionheart.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Why? He seems to stand up pretty straight. Nothing is 100%. 010
River @riverwest.bsky.social · 19/11/2024funniest thing I read today! Thanks I really needed this. 000
Lilly @linacantalupa.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Musk gives new meaning to the term erectile dysfunction. 120
Jeffrodamus @jeffrodamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024But c*nt implants seem to work. Elon attracted Trump with hers...media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's hand using a computer mouse on a table .ALT: a close up of a person 's hand using a computer mouse on a table . 000
Sue w/Westies 🦋 💙 @suescarlett.bsky.social · 19/11/2024media.tenor.coma woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the backgroundALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background 000
qhg21.bsky.social @qhg21.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Are we to assume REALLY that the one his father used caused irreparable harm to the offspring that came forth and that such serious consequences can never be countered acted. Tsk. 000
Lissa (she/her) - abortion is healthcare, 🏳️⚧️ @thisisjoylps.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Lmao. Virgin in college energy. 000
The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 19/11/2024But it does seem that asshole extensions are very successful 040
BeeBalm21 @beebalm21.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I don’t know, Adam. He sure seems like a giant walking dick (not in a good way) to me…. 000
rerun4612 *Just Living the Nightmare @rerun4612.bsky.social · 19/11/2024He's also a walking advertisement for birth control. Free birth control. 000
carter79.bsky.social @carter79.bsky.social · 19/11/2024And he keeps reproducing trying to show the world how “manly” he is. 000
marktcwc.bsky.social @marktcwc.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Perhaps you should appreciate what Elon has accomplished. He restored free speech in social media and uncovered government censorship. 000
Ronald Kornblow @ronald-kornblow.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I thought he was walking proof that penile implants can walk. 050
RandoChick @randochick.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You're going to the gulag for that. But it was totally worth it! 🤣👍 000
John G. @iaincaradoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Just how many gender-affirming procedures has he had, anyway? 1150
Victor Y Pyrrhic @phyrricvictory.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Not true. He's the biggest dickhead in the world. 000
nyprincess.bsky.social @nyprincess.bsky.social · 19/11/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a beard and blue eyes making a funny face .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and blue eyes making a funny face . 000
Pagan Celtic Witch @pagancelticwitch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Well, seeing that he tends to date mindless waifs, he's certainly lacking in his manhood! Can we say Little Man Syndrome?! 000
adream1.bsky.social @adream1.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Your profile says you are a Democrat strategist. Let’s hear some strategy. Name calling may be funny but it did not win the election. And just look at Mika & Joe. Shells of their former selves. Do not be like Joe. Let’s hear about the future plans and the future leaders. 000
The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🕊️ @aspiringhimbo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I mean he's already a total chode. 000
KD🪐🦁🇻🇪 @burnttoast88.bsky.social · 19/11/2024But his hair transplant, jaw/chin implants, and testosterone injections make a strong argument for gender-affirming care. 🤨 000
Susan B @suebforever.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m a nurse and Elon acts like he’s got Asperger’s. Not to denigrate people with that affliction but it’s just an observation. 120
Snidely Whiplash @snidleywhiplash.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Walking proof that paper don’t make you smart - Scarecrow 000
Showgirl 🌊💙🌳🫂 @showgirlcf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You'd think with all his moola he would look better too 230
