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@riverwest.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈(she/her) Not everyone likes me and that's okay, but my fans love me. Vegetarian Bike weirdo Brunch Queermo Exploring consciousness Day Job: Professional byte slinger

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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When HR needs you to sign your PIP
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absent in other people's lives, because I am present in mine.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hmm.. Interesting..
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tonight's movie.. youtu.be/0GmhD-MnoQM?...
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Matinee (1993) - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know what I'm drinking this Labor Day weekend.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everyone calm down, we’ll have a ballroom soon.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Timeline cleanser
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Proves the old Democratic party is a party of elites. Giving new meaning to NIMBYs.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This century-old tradition dates back to the 1850s when a bishop's daughter first trained the birds to pull a hanging rope for lunch. IG: @maddy.lee.98 Bishop's Palace in Wells, Somerset, England
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can't stand this guy. Another person who likes to lick Bob Lazar's balls.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me during my tech interview today.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm a flat earther that bought some SpaceX stock.
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Dumb And Dumber Jim Carrey
ALT: Dumb And Dumber Jim Carrey
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Symbiotic: a close, long-term biological or social relationship between two different species or entities.😍
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Todd Jackson @tdjacks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My first shot this morning
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Greg Todd @1gregtodd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm trans I would never vote for Ashley Webb either.. What a f'ckin joke.. Now come at me with your best shot!
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
May god have mercy on Russian souls if they invade Poland... Poland will fuck them up like they have never seen..
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Still can't believe this guy's dead... youtube.com/shorts/wjaGu...
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Steve Irwin's 'This Is SportsCenter' commercial is a classic 🤣 #shorts
YouTube video by ESPN Throwback
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
youtube.com/shorts/xHaLL...
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The 80s had something we’ve lost..#80s #80saesthetic #80snostalgia #retro
YouTube video by Flashback Vibes
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"My crime is that of curiosity... My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like." - The Mentor
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
meme with text at the top: "Me talking to Mormons for almost three hours because I'm bored AF." Below is a grainy photo of a shirtless man standing on his porch, passionately gesturing while talking to two young Mormon missionaries wearing white shirts, ties, and backpacks. A black subtitle bar at the bottom adds the quote: "and that's why Carole Baskins a f-cking b-tch."
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
youtube.com/shorts/xtICd...
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A Team regelt... Part 3
YouTube video by ROCKMAX
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
youtube.com/shorts/HI-tF...
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A Team regelt...Part 2
YouTube video by ROCKMAX
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Interviewing for jobs nowadays is like some absurd humiliation ritual.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shitter's full.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Me hailing a Tesla Robotaxi
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Eric Weinstein is the Steven Seagal of science.
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Steven Seagal.
ALT: Steven Seagal.
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Mother Earth @motherearth19309.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No truer words were ever spoken...
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The artwork, "Relaxation," by Serbian artist Alexandra Djokic, is a contemporary figurative painting. Born in 1970 in Belgrade, she is a painter, composer, and sound designer. Her style blends modernism, impressionism, and pop art, focusing on human figures and underwater swimmers.
Alexandra Djokic (born 1970 in Belgrade, Serbia) is a full-time painter, composer, and sound designer. Her signature style blends elements of moderate modernism, impressionism, and pop art, with a heavy focus on human figures, underwater swimmers, and Mediterranean architecture.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
so true...
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My dad was a drunk, a gambler, and a womanizer. I worshipped him.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
youtu.be/vFfstHzwV6k?...
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S4 - The REAL Bob Lazar Story
YouTube video by Think This Through
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The painting, titled The Whale, was created in 2017 by the American realist painter Bo Bartlett.
Bo Bartlett (born 1955) is known for large-scale, cinematic realist paintings that often feature dreamlike or surreal undertones. This work is an oil on linen measuring 60 x 60 inches.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Office at Night (2019), a homage to Edward Hopper by British artist, Phil Lockwood (born in 1941). Acrylic on board 91 x 61 cm Phil Lockwood paid tribute to Edward Hopper with a compilation of Hopper’s work in this single painting. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Interviewer "Pedophile say what" Trump "What?" Everyone "LOL"
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/04/2026
Have they claimed the shooter is trans yet?
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They came back for the good ear
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
youtube.com/shorts/5dEbd... That weird moment you find out you're kevin arnold's dad..
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going great
YouTube video by Dad Does it All
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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
While I appreciate this man's dedication to reading ...
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natemoore on elm street 👻 @natemoo.re · 20/04/2026
leaked software industry training manual (2026)
a computer can never be held accountable
therefore *all management decisions must be made with computers*
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS: There's a new douchey guy running Apple that replaced the old douchey guy that was running Apple.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
wait I'm one of the good ones.. It's not supposed to happen to me.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The bob Lazr grift continues.. youtu.be/lTRjQUmzi8k?...
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Did Bob Lazar Ever Change his Story? - Inconsistencies Exposed!
YouTube video by TheSneezingMonkey
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
meme using the "I don't think about you at all" template from the show Mad Men.    

The top panel shows a younger man in a plaid jacket, labelled "TRUMP" in the top-right, saying, "I feel bad for you."

The bottom panel shows the main character, Don Draper, in a suit, labelled "POPE LEO," responding, "I don't think about you at all."
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Luckily the audience were USA Christians, so they’ve never read a bible either.
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River @riverwest.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Day 7 of 42 days of not drinking done.. Yay!
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Christopher Vega @thevega.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP
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