Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For fucks sake Mercury, we've got other shit going on right nownytimes.comMercury Is Shrinking, and Faster Than We ThoughtNew estimates using the planet’s surface wrinkles show that our smallest planet is growing even smaller, at a faster clip than expected.3:59 AM · Sep 12, 2026 3048896
Gabrielle @gabbklein.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.social"faster than we thought"? I didn't know Mercury was shrinking at any speed Nobody tells me anything 😡 0602
Bob Gann @begann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialKegsbreath has a plan to shoot a rocket full of testosterone at it. 😂 0230
Tasman Bass @sinleqeunnini.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialSo what, universe is expanding. 030
Richard W. Norton @rwtnorton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialLeft it in the dryer again. Mah bad! 051
Descartes a Cant @danelectro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialNew shit has come to light 011
Steve T PhD @thelasttheorist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialMercury in micrograde. 0211
Lock him up! @lockhimup86.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialI told it time n time again; stay out of the Sun! 060
Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialUgh, damn Vex showing up at the worst time. 010
Jennisaurus Rex @jennisaurusrexx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialNot that anyone really seems all that interested, but here it is without a fucking pay wall. www.msn.com/en-us/scienc...msn.comMSN 2162
𝕮𝖗𝖔𝖜 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 @discrowpanik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialGet your shit together, Mercury 000
verdiaria06.bsky.social @verdiaria06.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialThat's good, now it can fit into those long thin glass thermometers. 191
Nina Gomes, Founder Chiron Arts, llc @chironarts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialreally! 000
Westerns UK @westerns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialOh no, that'll mean more refugees coming to Earth..... It'll only give the RW something more to complain about 000
joiksinger.bsky.social @joiksinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialWait…that was the basis of one of the Frog and Toad stories… 000
craig1000.bsky.social @craig1000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialSo are out lives 000
Wordlight @wordlight.northsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialSorry about that, I've been drinking its core like a Capri Sun 000
Ear-Rational @ear-rational.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialMeanwhile Mercury is desperately trying to cover up, while claiming it’s cold and haven’t we heard of shrinkage when it’s cold. 000
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialShit, I’ll be long dead before Mercury’s shrinkage will cause me to worry. 000
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comGeorge Costanza's Shrinkage in the PoolALT: George Costanza's Shrinkage in the Pool 010
collier74.bsky.social @collier74.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialWatch out if it implodes then flings bits of itself mercurially throughout the Solar System. 010
Prospero (Where are the Epstein files?) @prospero53.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialWhat’s a few wrinkles? 010
Light Air Traffic @lightshigeta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialMercury shrinking? Oh that just means the temperature is going down. 020
Bruce Disenhouse @bed52.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialGLP-1 given to Mercury???😉 010
Dog Has Thoughts @elteedub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialBiden's fault! 000
Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026↪ Replying to @spavel.bsky.socialReminds me of the famous Langston Hughes poem, Harlem (Dream Deferred)... 000