Necromancer. Schoolteacher. Big galoot. Bespoke homemade opinions. (he/him) Arthropod enthusiast, echino-curious. Eamus Catuli, illegitimi non carborundum.

Autonomy engineer in the bay area.

load-bearing poster 💩 best.skeet.best the reason my account shows up when you search for from:me is I am actually you

Und wir seufzen bis zur Heiserkeit.

Lifelong learner and tinkerer. Helping products and teams become awesome.

Coder, pun perpetrator Grumpiness elemental Hyperbole abuser Bitter, bites Wait, no, shit, "bits and bytes" Don't put words in my mouth It's not my fault you

31. pure manifestation of the id. scenic designer, artist, + technical director. they-wife in my husbandposting era. lead paint apologists DNI.

this is not main, this is my only account, I cannot be bothered to keep track of what goes where. may contain adult material, including fanfic, politics, and co

Cynicism as a Service (65+% uptime, I like to sleep). My opinions belong to your employer, unless you work for my employer. In that case they are yours now (so

Stockholm, Sweden. Perl, XPATH, DBI, logstash, loki, gibberish. I'm no fun. I enjoy long walks while listening to TGL's podcasts (Danny Wallace on RadioX). I'm

Left Hoyolab due to toxicity. I support the English VA's right to strike, I just personally prefer the Chinese voiceover.

She/Her German-American nauseated at the repetition of history. Art barely. Volleyball sometimes. 🏐 Not-so-Greater Boston Area

Yells at computers a lot. English/日本語. He/him.

I occasionally take pictures, sometimes of cats or moss, and I spend a lot of time professionally thinking about what things mean.

UXer, bicyclist, professor, SciFi reader, yellow dog democrat

Digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune. Runner Up, 2025 FIFA Peace Prize

Team ADHD. Pansexual. Pun producer. Rebelliously kind. Eternally optimistic. Variety broadcaster who mentors creators on their own paths and loves narrative gam

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A large person, in Canada. Father to two, smaller persons. Wife guy. Dual citizen, a modicum of discipline. Proud liberal. Hobbesian. Unix apostate, Classic M