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⚠⚠ Be sure to check your kid's candy this year! ⚠⚠ Just found a enterprise agile framework in my kid's Reeses candy

Looks like london underground

Looks like the Tokyo rail map

They want to get your kids hooked on sprints and scrums and minimum viable products. They should rot in the deepest dungeon for this.

Someone DEFINITELY means you harm.

Ohhh, see I thought all the PSAs were saying to make sure the candy was SAFe. Whoops.

How many sigmas are in there

The WORST. Imagine all that rework that kid's gonna have to do.

Is that the Krebs cycle? What’s that doing in my agile processes.

They're trying to turn our kids to scrumbags!

One bite is all it takes to succumb to Deliotte’s Syndrome.

Burn the house to stop it from spreading

AAAAAH SPOOKY