😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 13/07/2026setting a personal goal to eventually conclude my life WITHOUT having the majority of the internet excited that i died 8517 0
slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 13/07/2026seems hard but it's a challenge i also want to take on 140 0
Mvid @mvid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You got this I'd probably do it on my last day for shits and giggles, sitting in hell laughing at all the social media posts, then going back to chase a cheeseburger on a string on a stick tied around my head lol 010 0
SNOWVANDAL @snowmedvandal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026In the unlikely event U pass before I...I promise to have any haters you may have prosecuted for you clearly untimely passing 110 0
Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026I am ready to dox and harass anyone who would dare speak ill of you 130 0
Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026You’d have a lot of work to do in order to make us excited you died. I think I speak for the Internet when I say we like you and would be very sad 210 0
