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Turkeys are the worst birds. Twitch: thefumblebee I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool

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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have sushi for dinner and dammit where did these cats come from
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People at work were battening down the hatches yesterday for a big storm here and it seems not to be touching us? Weather is a fickle one.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now I’m not an African politician or historian but I did get an ‘A’ in African politics in college Recognize my intellectual authority
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m trying to get back to sleep. Whitney and Eli are fighting each other on the bed. I love my cats but guys fucking stop
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shock and “aw fuck”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe I’m shellshocked from the last job but the new one is nice. I work with nice people, they respect me, and see and value my intelligence, but why do I keep having nightmares.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inside my apartment there are two cats. One shovels litter out of the bag onto the floor. The other stands in the box and tries to shovel the floor into the litter.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a work night. Good night
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the funniest weirdest things to ever happen to me and I’m really mad I can’t put it on main
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whitney’s new thing is being pet while she’s eating. She’ll eat fine without it but she will sit next to her bowl and scream at me whenever I pass by when she’s not hungry because she just wants the full experience too
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I’m not stressed I’m not stressed” I mutter to myself having some of the worst dreams
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Five nights at Freddie’s It wasn’t a good dream
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am very much resisting the impulse to take an Aaron Rodericks quote out of context to give him shit. Not because I like him fuck that guy. But he put words to text in a way that can be used to troll him and also traumatize my friends
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But this is the real life version where they’re missing food, water, and money because they’re in the UK.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Name a Disney princess wrong answers only? Me
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was making chicken nuggets but okay
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your dentist called you the Gums of August
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@kerendith.bsky.social told her therapist that she’s sad this weirdo on the Internet isn’t going to be around to show her dinosaur zoos on his computer as often. Sometimes word salad is real life
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey also @acab4cutie.top I’ve been playing Tiny Tina’s. Game night when?
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s really fun when people act an asshole but don’t fully finish the thought. Because then I get to teach them that they’re an asshole
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll also say that I’m no fan of AI but I’m less of a fan of people advocating harsh prison sentences for anyone (with maybe the exception of the admin). I do not like the socialist champion advocating carceralism.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So he’s going to raise the standard so more men fail too. *shoots one’s self in the dick* yes what a masterful strategy
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay so my little cousin had a 1.5 story water slide at her high school graduation party. Shes is clearly the ultimate one of us
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Counterpoint: that’s why we need a ball pit
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fell out a 3.5” tall bed last night. I was somehow awake enough to roll as I hit the floor. But omg the fucking bruise where I hit the ground before the roll is… bad
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Formaldehyde mostly
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah, well could a depressed person do this? *vodka*
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I honestly don’t give a shit about Ed Sheerhan as a person but why are people trying to eat him when we have perfectly good Robert Kraft at home
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I signed the letter. I wish similar tidings to all
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a weird play. I think he’s trying to force her to declare early, and I think he’s going to pelt her with something if she does
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just sensed a great disturbance, as if thousands of Republican candidates suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The human race is not currently equipped to deal with slow rolling disasters. We’ve damn well proved it. Why do we think this one will be different
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why was I blocked for this
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I watched a Times video about agentic AI earlier and one dude claimed the important question was “why did the tiger maul my face”. And at first I thought it was a bad metaphor and then I realized it was a bad interrogator
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump claims we need a smart president to rein in AI and let me know when we have one
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think my cats may have a bit of a male bias. It’d make sense, I know plenty of animals have a female bias I’ve just never seen it the other way around.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/09/2026
found your mom's belt btw
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mag-Neato!
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Strange Doctor
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fine just rub it in
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In a TTRPG my new character is Fergus the alchemist bomber dwarf who, if the rest of the party takes too long in conversation in a tavern, gets bored and digs a hole in the floor
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait other states have county governments?
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Houthis taking the Red Sea coast could be a exceptionally dangerous. The Saudis were already likely to fight - this creates a strong incentive for Egypt to do so as well, and both have a military alliance with Pakistan.
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So am I. How did I get here? How do I get back?
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: The Loch Ness Monster got loose Do not look under water There might be a plesiosaur
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: The dark The things in the dark They were whispering
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: My chemical additive romance
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One thing I’ve learned in the process of this job search is that my old boss who tortured me has a reputation for being an asshole across the state
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