Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/07/2025TIP: if you are ever writing a song or a poem about the influential punk band NOFX, you can rhyme NOFX with Halifax if you say it weird, as poets often do. Shadowfax (magical horse from Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien) too maybe but now we're talking expert poetry vowels. 101677
Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 05/07/2025NOFX You are my idée fixe From up in Halifax Down to my Betamax Oh NOFX 020
Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Run Shadowfex. Show us the meaning of haste. 100
Mitch Cramer @heavyeyed.bsky.social · 05/07/2025if you use a NZ accent you don't even need to twist the words, they just rhyme for us 0341
Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Poetry Vowel Mishap (PVM) is the 3rd leading cause of death for poets, beating out cigarettes and ennui. 1546
Greg Shaw @zenmousegreg.bsky.social · 05/07/2025If you speak in posh British English, à la Queen Elizabeth II, then the "a" vowels in "Halifax" take on an "ɛ" sound. "May husband end Ay, stone cold vibin' in Helifex, watching teletext, bangin' like NOFX." Aristocore. Next big thing. 000
Eerookah @eerookah.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I will slant the rhymes until their breaking point and when they do break, I'll mold them to my desires!! 010
Thea Bergh @theaboyboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Im writing poetry about NOFX all the time actually so this is great 1331