Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Being covered in ants sounds terrible, while being covered in kittens sounds kind of fun. But what if the kittens were the size of ants? How small would kittens need to be, to make the experience of being covered in them unpleasant? 129718
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Nittens: non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Nittennon-aliencreatures.fandom.comNittenNittens are tiny insect-sized creatures which resemble cats and are sometimes kept as pets by the lilliputian Elves. They have a habit of clinging to the hair of humans, provoking an itch. Like cats, ... 040
Happy Fun Possum (DO NOT TAUNT) @opossum5150.bsky.social · 14/05/2026What would you rather fight: One cat sized ant -or- One thousand ant sized cats 110
SteveMND @stevemnd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026WHY did you make my brain think about this? What did my brain ever do to YOU...? 020
Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com · 14/05/2026JSYK tarantula hair feels like kitten fur. Not cat fur, KITTEN fur. 020
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 14/05/2026And would the ants be more fun if they were the size of kittens? 680
Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 14/05/2026I’d be much more concerned about squashing and killing small kittens than ants so even if the situation was a lot cuter it would be very stressful. I’m going to have to pass. 110
Shazzoir @shazzoir.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Given kittens don't sting, and don't generally bite hard, I'd take the kittens. 010
andyface @andyface.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Kittens would need to be about the size of a kitten for it to be unpleasant to be covered in them, not because the kittens themselves are unpleasant, but because their tiny claws are really sharp and dig into your skin through clothing, which is kinda unpleasant 050
Danny Scoops @shartedpants.bsky.social · 15/05/2026ant-sized kittens would tickle me so much I feel like I would hate that even more than ants 010
locomo @locomotally.bsky.social · 14/05/2026ant sized kittens is already stressing me out worried about them getting squished 030
