Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My first effort at a Pousse Café. Looks a treat but truly, it tastes like shite. 110
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So, does UPS mean "Useless Piece of Sh... Should've done better" "Actively working..."? How much "work" does it take to tell me "Tuesday"? That'd do. Stop pissing me around. Dickheads. 110
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026#TheyAllKnew #TheyAllKnow www.youtube.com/watch?v=P43w... 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Treacherous filth knows treacherous filth best. Doubtless corrupted into complicity by their own filth and treachery. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Passion fruit cake was... Experimental. Edges okay ish. Middle was pudding. Flavour is quite pleasant but texture leaves a great deal to be desired. 020
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got an idea for a movie. It's a musical romantic comedy horror spy action thriller fantasy sci-fi porno documentary drama kind of thing. It'll be great! 011
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tron:Ares Did the best I could to manage expectations. I wanted to enjoy, tried to enjoy it but got bogged down on too heavy exposition, too light on actual story, plus there's only so far you can coast on easter egg references to the original before your eyes start to roll. 010
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 12/09/2026First passion fruit harvest of the season. 000
Reposted by Stefano Gaivotapepperoni-dogfart.bsky.social @pepperoni-dogfart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don't be your parents and grandparents. Don't trust a statement just because it's words over a picture. tech.yahoo.com/apps/article...tech.yahoo.comThe startup behind Twitter's resurrection was just forced to change its nameTwitter is back ... sort of. A startup called Operation Bluebird argues that X gave up the Twitter trademark, and it has launched Twitter.now as its new home. 53713
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026World suicide prevention day: Governments globally recognise this by increasing tax on rope and razorblades. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Okay, so I'm a bit horrified to understand that most folks will know to whom this refers. This said; there are more horrifying elements to this. 001
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Eunice Newton Foote discovered in 1856 that carbon dioxide (then named carbonic acid) absorbed more heat from sunlight than common air, thus predicting the greenhouse effect and human originated climate change. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 04/09/2026IgNobel prize for "No Shit, Sherlock?" Rich people more likely to steal sweets from children. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comRich people more likely to steal children’s sweets, finds Ig Nobel prize-winning studyWe round up the winners at awards for achievements that ‘first make people laugh and then make them think’ 010
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm guessing that Google is only cuck-guzzling Satan's red hot cum on IP addresses where all the demonic minions can observe them doing it. 010
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 29/08/2026By way of tribute to the late, great Tim Curry, watched "Wolf Girl" 2001. A great alternative rites-of-passage story. Grace Jones on the cast list made it a must. My take: Yep. We're all freaks one way or another. Gotta live with that and learn to love yourself for who you are. #TimCurry 110
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Got lucky with the weather, I guess. Lunar eclipse, 28/08/2026, approx 5:40 BST from Southern England. #LunarEclipse #Astronomy 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I learned something today which might interest fans of "The Trapdoor". The word "BERK" originates from Cockney rhyming slang "Berkeley Hunt". #Interesting #Etymology 020
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Getting old can be a real pain in the arse. #NHS #WaitingList #MiddleAge #Ailments 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 19/08/2026#ClassSystem #Capitalism #Society #GeorgeMonbiot 010
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There's this guy, right? Gets arrested by ICE, has a heart attack from the stress. But then ICE goon manhandles him with shock-o-mitts and re-starts his heart accidentally. I mean. What are the chances, eh? 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The four ages of banana: * Catorrita * Canary * Onça-pintada * Panther 020
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If they use the electric shock handshake thingies, they should also have to wear red noses, oversized flappy shoes and brightly coloured bushy wigs in accordance with the Jokers Jesters and Tomfoolerers guild convention of 1937. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Aaaah yeah! www.thejulieruin.com "Ha ha ha Armageddon" (or was it just "Ha ha ha"?) on the radio. Good to hear the spirit of X-Ray Spex in contemporary (well, 13 years ago, but new to me) music. I like to think Poly Styrene would be proud. #Music #NeoPunk #Energythejulieruin.comTHE JULIE RUIN 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So, watching "Flightplan"... This aircraft is essentially a football stadium with wings. #SoMuchSpace 110
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So... First time watching "Final Destination". Errr... It's a comedy, right? 100
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Time lapse of solar eclipse as viewed from Southern England 12/08/2026. Occasionally griefed by cloud cover and eventually by tree cover towards the horizon. Better than I'd expected though. #Eclipse #Astronomy 010
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Solar total eclipse passes across Greenland, Iceland and Northern Spain on August 12th 2026 Expect clouds. #TotalEclipse #Astronomy www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/sola...timeanddate.comTotal Solar Eclipse on August 12, 2026Total solar eclipse on Wednesday, August 12, 2026: Where and when is the Sun eclipse visible? Path map, animation, and local times. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Of all the arcane bullshit. Need to print then sign then scan then print then mail this paperwork because these numpties don't accept electronic documents. Oh, but the printer's driver is lapsed into obsolescence. 40 minutes later once installed, I discover the bastard has run out of ink. #FFS 020
Reposted by Stefano GaivotaThe DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026100% boycott of all Zuckerberg products. get off Facebook, Insta, WhatsApp now. www.qasimrashid.com/p/corporate-...qasimrashid.comCorporate Media Is Not Failing—It Is CollaboratingAs the fourth estate falls, here's what we must do to stay informed and empowered 1271282557
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I am quite sure that nobody would thank me for posting nudes. Maybe, like with my busking, people would pay good money for me to stop doing it? 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The spoilsports at Google have blurred out the Norwegian scuba divers from 2009 as they chased the streeview car down Rugdeveien road in Bergen. They can still be seen in repose just before the chase begins though: Link in Alt-Text 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's good to see XTC getting some attention just now. I think "The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" is just as relevant too. 010
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Tepid take: "Chitty-chitty Bang Bang" is technically sci-fi. 200
Reposted by Stefano GaivotaRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot. 47759461205
Reposted by Stefano GaivotaWill @lilboopsy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Love the uk, below is an alt text version of authors posted image. 0308
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 21/07/2026In a heatwave, keep that fusion reactor from adding so much heat to the inside of your home. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Watching "Coco" and I have... questions. Mostly these can be answered: "It's a kid's movie, STFU and get over yrself." Photos... What was on the offrenda before photos were available? Eyeballs... in skeletons? How the.. what with the...? Oh and a Mexican themed movie without Spanish subtitles? 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You know it's the same mentality that hates somone because of their hair colur or because they're left-handed. Bigotry finds a focus somewhere, somehow amongst the naturally bigoted. Ignorant intolerance breaks the societal contract and should therefore be excluded from society. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Un eclipse total atravesará el norte de España la tarde del 12 de agosto. Que el tiempo acompañe! www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/sola...timeanddate.comTotal Solar Eclipse on August 12, 2026Total solar eclipse on Wednesday, August 12, 2026: Where and when is the Sun eclipse visible? Path map, animation, and local times. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you're running Windows 10, PLEASE create a RECOVERY DRIVE on removable media before you "Update and Shut Down" today. This week's update borked my hard disk's BCD volume. It might do yours too. This is recoverable if you've got a RECOVERY DRIVE! #GoodTimes #WindowsUpdateProblems #BrickedPC 110
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This year's ospreys at Poole Harbour are getting ready to fly the nest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOU... #Dorset #Wildlife #Ospreyyoutube.comPoole Harbour Osprey Nest Camera - Landscape ViewYouTube video by birdsofpooleharbour 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Note to self: If donating my extensive land estate (yeah right!) for public use, set it up as a bomb-proof trust so it can't be stripmined by self-serving pricks. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Finally finished writing my book on tropical jellyfish. The publisher said I might have completed sooner if I'd used paper instead. 020
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I have to say that fraudulent devaluing of traded commodities is criminally underrated. 000
Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Checking to see if @limmy.com met Bonnie Tyler at any point... Hmmm. Can't be true then. #RIP anyway. 000