Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Just realised that by throwing spiders out of my house i am selectively breeding invisible ninja spiders. 1013111
Justaminoraccount @minoraccount.bsky.social · 22/04/2026THEN STOP BEFORE WE HAVE SOMETHING FROM SYSTEM SHOCK! www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRW...youtube.comsystem shock 2 The Spider SupercutYouTube video by RatManSam 000
Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Oh, we've done the same with slugs and snails. We got rid of the easy to find ones, resulting in slugs and snails that are masters at hiding 150
Gosunkugi @gosunkugi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This is true, we could be watching evolution unfolding before our very eyes. We keep squashing them and throwing them out into inhospitable environments, the next thing you know they're deflecting our attacks and are tough enough to withstand anything from drowning to being frozen in ice 🕷️ 120
User @userplayer89.bsky.social · 22/04/2026this could start a chain reaction where their breeding their own tinier invisible ninja spiders 120
Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 22/04/2026'Selectively breeding invisible ninja spiders' sounds like one of your song titles. 2130
Scruff @scruff.zip · 22/04/2026Honestly that seems great! If they find a way to exist in my home without me noticing that seems like a win for both of us. 010
Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It's none others that my wife's fault tbh. I'm personally quite happy living with my 8-legged friends who eat bothersome insects! 120
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I'm just picturing spiders throwing shitloads of shurikens using six of their legs. 140
seanobobo.bsky.social @seanobobo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026dude on everything i thought u were dead 100
