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He/him TTRPG GM currently running: The Wildsea, Heart: The City Beneath, FIST Follow for high quality shitposts and cold takes on old games Read my zines: www.rumblepackzine.com Avatar by @mjjii.com

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Hunky Kong @thepaleape.bsky.social · 9h
why isn't there a three or four handed sword. what if a buddy wants to get in on the blade swingin action with you
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 17h
here she is!!
a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 21h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Scruff @scruff.zip · 29/09/2026
FYI, the devs of BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT justreleased BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER BEFORE 4: DEMONS FROM THE PORTAL TO HELL I OPENED ARE STILL IN THE FAVELA AND NOW I HAVE TO SAVE MAMADAS FROM RONALDO and it's good
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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m @mjjii.com · 28/09/2026
digital art. a small carton of milk with a beam of light coming out of it
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just right-clicked on my dog to view his properties but then I accidentally converted him to a PDF. Now I can't convert him back unless I sign up for a subscription. Does anyone know any free PDF-to-dog converters that aren't full of malware?
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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a four panel comic, an alien from fantastic planet looms over two humans

it says “venez devenir des enclaves, les pédés”

one of the humans says “god these aliens are huge!!
and they speak in such strange gutteral ways!”

the other guy says “theyre speaking french you fucking pedestrian”

alien says “fuck vous”
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Brian Smith @briansmith-photos.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
One for the alt theme for #BirdoftheDay, and #BirdStare, and the Least Bittern from the Las Gallinas trip the other day - giving me a look, but hanging around and carrying on fishing. #Birds #eck 🪶
A frontal view of a Least Bittern (Botaurus exilis) (Ixobrychus exilis) perched on vertical green reeds at the water's edge. The small heron is looking directly at the camera, its brown and white streaked plumage providing camouflage against the dense vegetation. Its long legs and large feet are visible gripping the stalks above the green, reflective water. The setting is a marshy wetland in Marin County, California.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*mumbling almost inaudibly* christian mingle... how about... kristian kringle... kris kringle from santa
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
up periscope #critterposting
Crude drawing of two cats by the a window with slat blinds. One is orange and circular. The other is brown and slat shaped. Light from the window slats checkboards the blue wall behind them. Shaped like shapes.
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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Steak, juicy, lobster, buttery, etc.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heading into the break room absolutely starving and gaining new admiration for my coworkers after realising they’re all giant sentient hams
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Julijonas Urbonas’ Euthanasia Rollercoaster scale model.  A plastic bear-shaped honey bottle waits at the terminal point of the ride.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Scruff @scruff.zip · 21/09/2026
I just finished reading this one tonight and this shit rips. Strong recommendation from me! The Bledin Tower transformation is an all-timer splash page.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I downloaded an app that’s supposed to pick up words that ghosts are saying near you. I tried it out at the local coffeeshop and it took a real turn.
Ghost app says WAGONGhost app then says ASS. So displays ASS WAGON
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sekai Ninja Sen Jiraiya (1988) Episode 19
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/09/2026
Dog in a mushroom costume

Ok…
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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🐌 @sneil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
talking to a woman for longer than 3 minutes and she asks why my discord status suddenly changed to Shawty Whisperer
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tweet from @thamosdeaf
As a boy i always knew i wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen's Malort
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Brian (OST ver.) @fantasticmrsocks.help · 09/09/2026
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woah, certainly makes you think
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 05/09/2026
there are cathedrals (to post in) everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
pick a worm
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Scruff @scruff.zip · 04/09/2026
There are definitely things I am liking in my first playthrough of FF8, but having good damage output rely on extremely frequent long summon animations is not one of them. Also it would have been nice if more than two characters were interesting before the 25 hour mark.
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
David Haversat | Snake-In-A-Can Specialist
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Scruff @scruff.zip · 31/08/2026
I wrote a review of Star Trek Adventures 2nd Edition for the Quinns Quest Knowledge Knight's Review Jam. Please enjoy! Thank you to @ineti.bsky.social for giving great shoutouts for more great games to play and pay attention to. www.rumblepackzine.com/other-writin...
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Star Trek Adventures 2nd Edition — The Rumble Pack
A Quinns Quest Knowledge Knight’s Review Jam Review by Scruff
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Scruff @scruff.zip · 31/08/2026
I wrote a review of Star Trek Adventures 2nd Edition for the Quinns Quest Knowledge Knight's Review Jam. Please enjoy! Thank you to @ineti.bsky.social for giving great shoutouts for more great games to play and pay attention to. www.rumblepackzine.com/other-writin...
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Star Trek Adventures 2nd Edition — The Rumble Pack
A Quinns Quest Knowledge Knight’s Review Jam Review by Scruff
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