I’m (still) astonishingly sane

And me, I'm just a fool in a supermarket aisle

enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan L

No static at all

College football/opera/basketball #appstate #terps

*John Woo doves intensify*

Hustla

Not the Seattle suburb. You can call me Bal. Cable puller, 270 BBN, T1 diabetic. Exit 30. Hazards: excessive racecar + sports-posting.

NFL / HS football fan

Cybersecurity dude that gets called robotic by his friends. Probably talking about sports or video games. https://linktr.ee/ben_alterman

Just a guy who pushes buttons & yells at computer screens. Living some sort of Hollywood dream. Local 700 ✊🏼 Crypto profiles / blind follows = instant blocks

vegan, atheist, liberal

my dream? professional tambourinist. 📍 santa barbara

Father, husband, NC State fan, veteran of the podcasting wars. I shitpost for the 40+ crowd.

*Social Media is a Retardant* Your Favorite Liquor Store Clerk Master of the Thulsa Stare. Bigg’un Brigade- A microdivision of The Chungus State. Tender hea

Bay Area Dad, Cal Alum #GoBears, Sports Fan, Electrical Engineer/Circuit Designer by training, he/him

Just here to own the cons and follow along. Also a childless dog lady in spirit. I like cats but prefer dogs. No DMs.