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Ben Alterman

@benalterman.com
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Cybersecurity dude that gets called robotic by his friends. Probably talking about sports or video games. linktr.ee/ben_alterman

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11h
Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city is legit
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 10h
Episode 1 of Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City is over and honestly I need an emergency pod
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10h
Mike Tomlin built college high rises based on where his children went I’m gonna cry dawg
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10h
mike tomlin isn’t coming back to coaching, he’s all set
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 11h
locking in
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 13h
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Radec (@realradec) on X
Nate the Hate confirms that the non-TLOU related project he was referring to at Naughty Dog is indeed a new Uncharted It’s happening 🔥
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h
I did not even know I needed this, but now it is the most important media event of my entire life 
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 30/09/2026
Ok Ben Rice
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Pitching Ninja (bot) @pitchingninja-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler, 86mph Hammer. 🔨 🐦 x.com/PitchingNinja/status/21050969…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler is so sick lol
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Pitching Ninja (bot) @pitchingninja-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler, 85mph Hammer. 🔨 🐦 x.com/PitchingNinja/status/21050919…
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cinematic sequence lol
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum matchup is 100% living up to expectations
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 29/09/2026
Naughty Dog announced new TLOU game/s are in development and that Intergalactic will be shown off in 2027 www.naughtydog.com/blog/neil-dr...
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Neil Druckmann Closes The Last of Us Day || Naughty Dog
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
All Pro Chase Young x.com/mikerenner_/...
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Chase Young has faced Penei Sewell, Ronnie Stanley, and Kolton Miller yet still has the 3rd-highest PFF pass-rushing grade this season among Edge-Rushers He finally looks like the guy everyone though...
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Jaxson Dart, Jameis Winston, JJ McCarthy, and Jake Haener might be the funniest possible qb room
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
And somehow still can’t fix the refs lol
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
What was Stafford even looking at
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
NFL refs showering themselves in glory again
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
That’s a catch
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Sean Payton has gifted the Rams a timeout and like 40 seconds. Brutal game management.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Nix is short and again out of bounds. Horrific clock management by Payton.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Throwing on first down was insanely dumb
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Is the gap between Pat Surtain and Riley Moss the biggest between 2 teammates in league history. The dude gets torched every single game.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Lmfao Broncoa
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Stafford yikes
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Just intentionally lost a game for no reason whatsoever
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
There is no solution to your backup left tackle getting pushed into the qb in must pass situations. You can’t chip and double team when all 5 receivers need to be running routes.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
While Asim Richards (not his fault) is getting pushed into Shough from behind
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Chase Young
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JCsPops (Fuck Mango Mussolini) @jdub9911.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thus is also a “bad o-line” argument.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Offensive line a complete disaster in the 4th
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
And the backup lineman lost the game
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's only holding if it comes from Les Holding region of France
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JCsPops (Fuck Mango Mussolini) @jdub9911.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Refs gave him half a field.
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Brady Kloeckener @bradykloeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was the most blatant hold I have ever seen
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 28/09/2026
Saints getting destroyed by the refs
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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was DPI if that were the Saints
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough Boys, we’re eating good today
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 27/09/2026
Bowers is just ridiculous
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 27/09/2026
Absolutely surgical stuff from Shough
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 27/09/2026
FUMBLE
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tyler Shough does such a good job of beating the blitz
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Juwan Johnson’s evolution into a dynamic NFL tight end over the past year or so has been pretty remarkable to watch.
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 27/09/2026
Shough en fuego
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 27/09/2026
Bowers is insane
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Ben Alterman @benalterman.com · 27/09/2026
Stuntsman is awful
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