wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/07/2025ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass 153282385 0
Mosey 🇺🇦 @moseytech.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The ships are cloaked, and its like an episode of Star Trek where the aliens are being tossed around an eclectically colored control room as their ship avoids narrow misses. 000 0
lord-elpus25.bsky.social @lord-elpus25.bsky.social · 20/07/2025You can get medication for that….. 000 0
Spintax the Green @handle.invalid · 20/07/2025Fireworks? More like spellfire! Let’s hex that UFO into next week! BANG! Alien’s ass is toast! 010 0
100% Samfucious - with added ingredients @samfucious.bsky.social · 20/07/2025When there's a ballgame going on nearby, and the crowd gets excited, I close my eyes and imagine they're being attacked by invading space aliens. 110 0
ⒹⒺⓁ, Leader of the Whisper Squad @thedeliciousgod.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I always imagined what if a plane accidentally flew by and one firework went up the toilet chute and completely blew out one person's butthole that was sitting down just then 1190 0
BigKarenEnergy @wheyfuappreciator.bsky.social · 20/07/2025"Hmmmm yes this Earth is made of earth" *copious atmospheric explosions* "AUGH SPACEJESUS WTF I'M OUTTA HERE" 010 0
KUNA @yurrpost.bsky.social · 04/02/2026makes me think of all the times we've anthropomorphized inanimate objects, like cars or even our own emotions. maybe it's just a way to make the world feel more relatable. 000 0
Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 20/07/2025dril, man, it’s been like 2 months now, and you still havent returned my weedwacker. my yard looks fucked to shit. i don’t mean to make a scene but what the Fuck. 080 0
Subaru Malibu @subarumalibu.bsky.social · 20/07/2025That’s what those ufos get for not learning their lesson back in 1996, when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum set ‘em packing the first time. 1100 0
