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laurennjuliaa

@laurenjulia.bsky.social
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calling cops pigs is mean to actual pigs 🐷 abolish ice abolish the police free palestine anarchist, astrologer, crocheter, lesbian, discover page lurker

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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
*smoking electronic weed in bed* i’m my ancestor’s wildest dream (the ancestor in question is my grandma who died of lung cancer but still)
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
maybe you have microplastics in your blood but i’m different
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
saw a post complaining about people who wouldn’t vote for “the nice black lady” so i muted them and everyone who agreed in the comments and all the people who reposted (some of whom had the israeli flag in their username like look who agrees with you, congrats on supporting genocide bye)
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Think about the real victims here
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
H-O-T T-O V-Y you’re so close to 69
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
i drove thru a coffee place and the worker saw my crochet steering wheel cover and i was like i could probably sell you one and she was like omg yes and gave me her notes app to put my phone number in and i bet i’m never going to hear from her lol
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades, including during the Rohingya Genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar.
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i am once again awake at 3 am because of my stupid cat does anybody want a free cat who hates you and never lets you sleep
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
as an aqua rising cancer is my 6th house and i have mars there so venus and jupiter are just making my cat wake me up at 2:30 in the morning instead of 4 ish or even sometimes 5:30
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i need to know tig notaro’s rising sign so bad
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
this whole nsfw art thing is really annoying especially considering so many famous old paintings are naked women (thinking of Hannah Gadsby’s Douglas in these trying times)
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i deleted this app but i’m back already because i had a dream james acaster died and i needed to make sure it wasn’t true and also i got some books im excited to read
the books i got are Ten Steps To Nannette by Hannah Gadsby and 36 Secrets by T. Susan Chang yay
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
i hate when i’m sad and people assume it’s low self esteem like no actually i think im great and i deserve better than what this world can offer me and im tired of settling
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
the cats in the cradle and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I think it's important to note the audience for this isn't really cisgender LGB people (who polling tells us overwhelmingly favor trans rights) but is meant to serve as a permission structure for a broader audience to abandon trans rights while still claiming they're "liberal"
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i thought of this little joke answer sheet for trivia night literally two days ago and then the 4.10 answer is based on the 10th answer from each column which happened to be 1.10 old 2.10 new 3.10 borrowed so 4.10 was blue and also 4.9 was who sings this song lmaooooo
i took a trivia answer sheet and made my team name “i’m blue” and the answers just one word per box: DA BE DEE DA BA DYE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE DA BA DEE DA BA DYE  and i continue with the lyrics I HAVE A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW BLUE IS THE COLOR I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD GO BLUE ARE THE STREETS AND ALL THE TREES ARE BLUE and then for the last box i put “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS SO BLUE” because i thought it would be weird to leave off on just the word I and i liked hat phrase and anyway it was really funny. there are 5 columns of 10 questions and the 4th column 10th question is left blank because i wanted to put the answer which was sharks last week and i thought that would be funny like im blue da ba dee da ba SHARKS but it ended up being something BLUE classic im obviously psychic, i hope this makes sense sorry if you listened to this whole thing and you’re still like what??? idk what to tell you
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i don’t think we need to be nice to people who have been ignoring a genocide since oct 2023 and are just coming around now that it’s too late and palestinians are starving to the point that their bodies won’t accept food even if they got food now
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i think it’s funny that a common mercury retrograde joke is messing up the word retrograde how mercury retrograde is that
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
my moon is at 3 degrees gemini in my 5th (whole sign) house and i’m worried when uranus gets there i’m suddenly going to get a case of baby fever 🤒 (it’s my 3rd quadrant house with my ic at 5 gemini but still)
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i recently realized that when i see a bad post i can mute not only the poster but also everyone who liked and reposted it this is a game changer baby
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i’m tired of listening to yard work just replace all your grass with drought resistant or native plants and be done with it!!
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
why is everyone seeing disney movies still they’re in the boycott list! if i see you post about it your on my mute list lol byeeee
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
my stupid fucking cat wakes me up at 4 in the goddamn morning and i fed him today and he didn’t even fucking eat i hate him so much let me fucking SLEEP THEN YOU MONSTER
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
maybe it’s the third glass of wine but i’m so grateful i get to live my whole life with me, im so pretty and smart and funny i love me
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
half the time it will, half the time it won’t, and the other half is 50/50
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
omg angel numbers
screenshot of my followers and following counts which are 222 and 111 respectively i love that for me
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Remember! If you want respect when you die, earn it while you live!
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
posted a video that i think is gonna make people mad lmao
youtu.be
i didn’t vote
YouTube video by laurennjulliaa
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i wish i could pin both of these posts but i can’t so i’m doing this instead
a post by me, “it feels petty but i mute people who show up on my discover page with replies off because how am i gonna reply with my dumb joke?? they muted me first in a way” and then i responded to my own post because i kept seeing posts that were good and i wanted to reply with a joke but i couldn’t and i know if i just like a post by that person i’m going to keep seeing more and then the same thing would just keep happening and it’s like if i can’t reply then they’ll never know who i am and they’ll never follow me so it just seems like and endless cycle and so i nip it in the bud but the post still deserves a like so i said, “*likes post* *mutes account*”a bit controversial maybe, but i stand by it. i 
first i said, “i couldn't bring myself to vote for someone manufacturing consent for genocide and promising to continue that genocide if given power and she couldn't stop manufacturing consent for genocide and promising to continue it but i'm the problem okay.”
after i posted that i anticipated the common reaction and replied to myself, “‘so you think trump would have stopped it’ no that's why i didn't vote for him either bitch!!! and i'm californian so it didn't change anything please stop blaming leftists and blame the actual people in power.”
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
prince of darkness? what’s so dark about him, besides his support for genocide
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
1985 by bowling for soup came on and i’m like wow this song is so outdated
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
my 7th grade english teacher would shake all the students’ hands as we walked into class to teach us how to give a good handshake but now i’m just the kind of person who judges people because of their weak handshake thanks a lot mr kirkland
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
probably about to mess these babies up
a picture of my hand with my nice long painted nails and the background shows a rock climbing gym where i’m probably going to break at least one
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Remi Kanazi @remikanazi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
We've entered the phase of extermination through starvation. Do not allow Zionists into your spaces. Do not pretend this is a difference of opinion. Do not avoid uncomfortable conversations. This is a matter of life & mass death. Zionism is racism & genocide, do not normalize it
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