laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/08/2025*smoking electronic weed in bed* i’m my ancestor’s wildest dream (the ancestor in question is my grandma who died of lung cancer but still) 010
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025maybe you have microplastics in your blood but i’m different 020
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025saw a post complaining about people who wouldn’t vote for “the nice black lady” so i muted them and everyone who agreed in the comments and all the people who reposted (some of whom had the israeli flag in their username like look who agrees with you, congrats on supporting genocide bye) 000
Reposted by laurennjuliaaMax P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Think about the real victims here 6857
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025i drove thru a coffee place and the worker saw my crochet steering wheel cover and i was like i could probably sell you one and she was like omg yes and gave me her notes app to put my phone number in and i bet i’m never going to hear from her lol 000
Reposted by laurennjuliaaJames Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades, including during the Rohingya Genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar. 3541541198
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2025i am once again awake at 3 am because of my stupid cat does anybody want a free cat who hates you and never lets you sleep 100
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 09/08/2025as an aqua rising cancer is my 6th house and i have mars there so venus and jupiter are just making my cat wake me up at 2:30 in the morning instead of 4 ish or even sometimes 5:30 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 03/08/2025i need to know tig notaro’s rising sign so bad 110
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 03/08/2025this whole nsfw art thing is really annoying especially considering so many famous old paintings are naked women (thinking of Hannah Gadsby’s Douglas in these trying times) 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 01/08/2025i deleted this app but i’m back already because i had a dream james acaster died and i needed to make sure it wasn’t true and also i got some books im excited to read 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 30/07/2025i hate when i’m sad and people assume it’s low self esteem like no actually i think im great and i deserve better than what this world can offer me and im tired of settling 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025the cats in the cradle and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high 000
Reposted by laurennjuliaaGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I think it's important to note the audience for this isn't really cisgender LGB people (who polling tells us overwhelmingly favor trans rights) but is meant to serve as a permission structure for a broader audience to abandon trans rights while still claiming they're "liberal" 302447478
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025i thought of this little joke answer sheet for trivia night literally two days ago and then the 4.10 answer is based on the 10th answer from each column which happened to be 1.10 old 2.10 new 3.10 borrowed so 4.10 was blue and also 4.9 was who sings this song lmaooooo 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025i don’t think we need to be nice to people who have been ignoring a genocide since oct 2023 and are just coming around now that it’s too late and palestinians are starving to the point that their bodies won’t accept food even if they got food now 010
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i think it’s funny that a common mercury retrograde joke is messing up the word retrograde how mercury retrograde is that 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025my moon is at 3 degrees gemini in my 5th (whole sign) house and i’m worried when uranus gets there i’m suddenly going to get a case of baby fever 🤒 (it’s my 3rd quadrant house with my ic at 5 gemini but still) 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i recently realized that when i see a bad post i can mute not only the poster but also everyone who liked and reposted it this is a game changer baby 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i’m tired of listening to yard work just replace all your grass with drought resistant or native plants and be done with it!! 030
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025why is everyone seeing disney movies still they’re in the boycott list! if i see you post about it your on my mute list lol byeeee 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025my stupid fucking cat wakes me up at 4 in the goddamn morning and i fed him today and he didn’t even fucking eat i hate him so much let me fucking SLEEP THEN YOU MONSTER 110
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025maybe it’s the third glass of wine but i’m so grateful i get to live my whole life with me, im so pretty and smart and funny i love me 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025half the time it will, half the time it won’t, and the other half is 50/50 000
Reposted by laurennjuliaaJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Remember! If you want respect when you die, earn it while you live! 236496
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 24/07/2025posted a video that i think is gonna make people mad lmaoyoutu.bei didn’t voteYouTube video by laurennjulliaa 100
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 24/07/2025i wish i could pin both of these posts but i can’t so i’m doing this instead 151
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025prince of darkness? what’s so dark about him, besides his support for genocide 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/20251985 by bowling for soup came on and i’m like wow this song is so outdated 000
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025my 7th grade english teacher would shake all the students’ hands as we walked into class to teach us how to give a good handshake but now i’m just the kind of person who judges people because of their weak handshake thanks a lot mr kirkland 000
Reposted by laurennjuliaaRemi Kanazi @remikanazi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025We've entered the phase of extermination through starvation. Do not allow Zionists into your spaces. Do not pretend this is a difference of opinion. Do not avoid uncomfortable conversations. This is a matter of life & mass death. Zionism is racism & genocide, do not normalize it 311045371