GoNintendo @gonintendo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for distributing meth pills shaped like Mario: gonintendo.com/contents/60738-man-s… Paging Dr. Mario! #mario 3823847 0
𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 ☽⛤☾ ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Well, this was certainly a wild way for me to find out meth came in pills... 000 0
LynXslayer @lynxslayer.nekoweb.org · 13/05/2026Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills! 000 0
DaSpookyPittoo (Aqua)🏳️⚧️ @dabluepittoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Wario shaped drugs strikes again in a new form 010 0
Call of Goodthulu @duckinggoodtime.northsky.social · 13/05/2026This feels like something I’d hear about on @radiodeadair.com and go “nahhhh I misheard that.” 000 0
DrLilo @drlilo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I mean... I think he was sent to prison for the meth part, not the. Mario part. 020 0
Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 13/05/2026That Mario looks like he's on something alright... the shading around his eyes makes them look sunken. 000 0
slimehunter @slimehunter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Still better than pushing gambling on children. 020 0
MinusAndrogynus @minusandrogynus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Don’t stare at your hand Mario, it’s fine. It isn’t a sentient glove trying to eat you, that’s just the meth talking 3410 0
furnace (haunt) 🏚️❤️🔥🕷️🕸️🦹🦇 @furnace.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I mean mushrooms would have made a lot more sense 1220 0
Chris Hutchings #ChoirsForClimate @hutchingsmusic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026That's not meth... It's-an E! 020 0
Frozen Binary's Pumpkin Spice Boob Milk @frozenbinary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Wahoo! Letsa go to prison! 120 0
Mirel 🇨🇦 @miralelian.bsky.social · 13/05/2026That's just wrong. If you're gonna compress a drug into Mario shapes, should be psilocybin. 000 0
✨️The🌟Magic🌟Folf✨️ @themagicfolf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Real life power ups were this close 👌 this close 👌 to being real 000 0
morkardar.bsky.social @morkardar.bsky.social · 13/05/2026They would probably have preferred Mario-shaped mushrooms 🤷♂️ 000 0
Shirley the Toon @nathancorseva.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Because it’s meth or because it’s Mario? 000 0
Milhail @beddo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026They can excuse the meth, but they draw the line at Mario. 010 0
🍃Ceramikratom🌿 @ceramikratomuwu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you live in the states, TEST YOUR SHIT. Everything is flooded with meth and fent 000 0
Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Im a little upset they didnt pill press those into invincibility stars.static.klipy.comMario Toads Celebrate with Super StarALT: Mario Toads Celebrate with Super Star 080 0
