Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026being baked into a warm and gooey pie right now would feel so good 1515321
Coureur de FemboOoo[Big Bad Bæddel Borg]🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🐔 @droctorock.northsky.social · 29/09/2026*flirting* I'll grind your bones to bake my bread~ 010
Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 28/09/2026I’m honestly ready for the Matrix thing. Submerge me in a pod and let the aliens use me like a battery. 061
Rotating Handles @davidhdaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comPillsbury Dough Boy Pillsbury Dough Boy SeriousALT: Pillsbury Dough Boy Pillsbury Dough Boy Serious 020
Spider Skull @spider-skull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reading this from under a heated blanket is very funny bc yeah you’re right 020
Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comAmerican Pie Jim's Thoughtful LookAlt: American Pie Jim's Thoughtful Look 160
DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comSamwise Gamgee's Potatoes: Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stew 'emAlt: Samwise Gamgee's Potatoes: Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick em in a stew 010
Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Blackbird singing in a pastry pan Take this flaky crust and find a seat 000
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'd settle for an hour nap, but the pie thing sounds good too. 020
Bill the Cat @billthecat71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let the wind blow low, let the wind blow high One day the little boy and the little girl were both baked in a pie — Bob Dylan 000
