Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026any word on if they've eased restrictions on monsterfuckers joining the fbi 71425
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you have sex with *one* werewolf and suddenly can't serve your country anymore 12992
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That’s why you gotta fuck the whole pack. Loophole. 100
Kakistocracy of TERROR! 💀 @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026shit will water nymphs get you on that list bc oh wait fbi? yeah fuck it whatever 000
Told You So-Ed @sandmanesq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Does the monster banging ban extend to succubi? 010
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comKristen Stewart in Twilight: Dude.ALT: Kristen Stewart in Twilight: Dude. 000
Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026a wise person once said, "you can't serve cunt and the military." 010
Derek Caron @dcaron28.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comI Thought This Was America!Alt: I Thought This Was America! 010
thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Was it in werewolf form? I assume it wasn't full wolf, or anything. Which parts were wolfen? If you did stuff to human parts, it has to be ok. Right? 000
Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Universe @nonsequitrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026lycanophilia is a federal offense under the old cryptid laws 150
letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you read ONE erotic fanfic from vampire diaries and you’re off the payroll 140
Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That's it, Kristen Stewart can't join the FBI. 000
