Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026climbing into the medieval torture rack and going "this is gonna be so good for my spine" 817625
elder millennial GNK dad @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"tell us where the other heretics are hiding!" "sure sure, I just need you to give me one or two more turns of that wheel, but then I'll talk. I don't even like most of those guys." 020
Caustic Autistic @causticautistic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Chiropractor: *takes notes*static.klipy.comSkvegan Chiropraktiker NackenbehandlungAlt: Skvegan Chiropraktiker Nackenbehandlung (Which I believe roughly translates to "stupid chiropractic neck-breaking superstition") 140
Roto BOOOOO-tor @rototudor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026God you know the first few seconds of that had to feel amazing 150
Spaghetti @spaghettibeaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026its me, i'm mr. incredible from the first movie when he gets that *pop* 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the executioner: no! stop! you're not supposed to like it!!! 4520
