Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026never gonna be mysterious at this rate I can't shut the fuck up for two seconds 814913 0
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The sea is no less mysterious for its open nature. 190 0
Dr. Skulls hates ICE @skullsneuro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Plus it’s nice being able to pick the threat out of a lineup. 120 0
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/06/2026Welcome to the League of Oversharers, the snack alcove is right over there, we have a ping pong tournament on Friday night, that is, if we can ever stop talkking 2230 0
Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 24/06/2026🤣🤣 Once after spilling on myself yet again at lunch I looked at my friend and said “you know…….I’m never going to be described as elegant” 130 0
Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social · 24/06/2026the trick is to keep talking about weights and never talk about the odd assembly of woodland items in the stone circle in your back yard. 000 0
VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You can be mysterious in other ways. For example always park in a different lot than your date location is and when you part ways ensure you walk into the woods to get to your car 030 0
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/06/2026that's exactly what an enigma wrapped in a riddle would say 040 0