Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/02/2026the perfect valentine's day gift is a sword 2021846
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I've been saying.Six is a sentient basket.@thesix.bsky.socialGet her the bouquet of swords she deserves for Valentine’s Day. 150
scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 12/02/2026the way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage! so make sure it’s sharp enough to cut bone 1100
The Mewling Skull @themewl.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Swords! youtu.be/YdGpvnNUehM?...youtu.beCoach McGuirk Buys Swords ⚽HD QUALITY HOME MOVIESYouTube video by Juns 000
Jon O @bricksncolumns.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It's feeling like in order to date Morty you would have to provide proof of insurance and sign an NDA 1140
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Replace the traditional anniversary gifts with different swords ("oh, everyone KNOWS the 10th year is the Scottish Broadsword year") and I think we can get a real cottage industry going 031
Everett Carter @carterocket.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I bet you would rock a cutlass and a tricorn hat. Pirate Morty would rule the seas! 000
Eleanor @theotheror.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I talked to a guy who was taking his boyfriend to the renn faire for his birthday, and the way i was like "you HAVE to buy him a sword" may have been a little too emphatic 000
Lars @larshalbracken.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I presume you mean an early transition rapier or a katana 000
DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I got myself the perfect Valentine’s Day gift them 130
Spaghetti Eastern @drmsthelindo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I couldn’t find a chocolate sword, but what about chocolate daggers? 010
V @jalapenopants18.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Does the size of the sword matter or just if it's single or double edged 000
Wes Craven Glizzies @ywfyf.com · 13/02/2026Dammit, I should have lived closer to the Fire Arts Center of Chicago... She's going to be so disappointed. 020
