Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m in the ER and I’m pretty sure it’s because I overdid it at the Chinese buffet. So if you’re entering your 40s, probably don’t do Chinese buffets anymore or if you do, take it down several notches. I hate that I’m here for something dumb. 200
Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m really cold but I don’t want to push the call button and then someone else dies because I needed a blanket. And I have been stress farting since I got in here and don’t want anyone to enter until it dissipates. #ERproblems 210
Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It’s weird to be watching an ad for prescription medication in an emergency room 010
Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sibling: I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH Me: Good, I deserve it for being almost 40 and thinking I can demolish a Chinese buffet like I was still in college and not need hospitalization 000
