Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m really cold but I don’t want to push the call button and then someone else dies because I needed a blanket. And I have been stress farting since I got in here and don’t want anyone to enter until it dissipates. #ERproblems 210
Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sibling: I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH Me: Good, I deserve it for being almost 40 and thinking I can demolish a Chinese buffet like I was still in college and not need hospitalization 000
