Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m in the ER and I’m pretty sure it’s because I overdid it at the Chinese buffet. So if you’re entering your 40s, probably don’t do Chinese buffets anymore or if you do, take it down several notches. I hate that I’m here for something dumb. 200
Shade @shadefenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m really cold but I don’t want to push the call button and then someone else dies because I needed a blanket. And I have been stress farting since I got in here and don’t want anyone to enter until it dissipates. #ERproblems 210
