Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 29/09/2026Psyching myself out over this job interview. I know I’d be good for this job but the self doubt is powerful. Coffee will fix this. 11790
Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 29/09/2026Over a year ago I ruined a different job interview by describing how I got Surinam toads to fuck when asked what challenges I overcame that year. But for a job as an aquarist, that would be a net positive. 7593
manul neko @hechizante777.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Clearly the interviewers just biffed on that one: that’s epic 🤓 020
taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would absolutely hire you for that. It required creative problem-solving! 150
AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026this is incredible are you gonna kramer into the room with "HI I'M ETHAN WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SALAMANDER" because this is what i'm choosing to imagine (jokes aside you're gonna do great you're SO qualified for this shit dude) 160
Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They have crap taste. I would hire someone who told that story immediately. I DID hire someone who said basically that but for weird plants (for a not plant-focused job). 120
Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 29/09/2026"Gee, this guy has impressive problem-solving skills, guess we shouldn't hire him." Like, wut? Good luck! 030
Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 29/09/2026I am going to bring up Jeanne Villepreux-Power, I just know it. 1190
Krista Koeller @kristalerista.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I excel at managing a team to maximize productivity” 070
