FtK 🔞 @ftk-artist.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Eddie Valiant doesn’t say it, but you know after his brother was crushed by a piano right in front of him, an ambulance showed up, and two Toons with a stretcher picked up the broken piano and rushed it to a hospital. I think that would upset me more than the murder. 32904261
Nas owns a Pontiac Solstice 🍃 @nasleaf.eevee.center · 11/01/2025I think it adds to the cynical fucked up human world/toon world connection that humans can experience real pain and death in that world and knowing how the toons would basically be forced to react to it gives me the heebie jeebies, I fuckin love that movie 1180
Lira the bird @lirathebird.bsky.social · 11/01/2025To be fair the piano could be repaired, the body however... 050
MyLittleSkaven @ratscratched.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I had never considered this but it makes perfect sense 020
John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 11/01/2025You won't find this Toon Town gag in any store...youtube.comTommy GunYouTube video by tacheovale 010
John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 11/01/2025He made the rookie mistake of not having an ACME bazooka in his underwear to blow the piano to pieces 040
SnepperStepping @snepperstepping.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Having to watch the mangled human body pop back up like an accordion from the residual tooniness must have been pretty awful too: 000
Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 11/01/2025You know the back of the ambulance just popped open, and his body rolled down the street before either plunging into an open manhole, or ending seated at a fancy restaurant where he'd slump onto the table and be liberally parmasean cheese'd. 010
Grosser Kurfurst @grosserkurfurst.bsky.social · 11/01/2025That would radicalize anyone, holy shit! 020
DarkKnightHoof @darkknighthoof.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The more I think about this, the funnier it gets... not only that, but I'm certainly going to hell for laughing xD 010
tense @tense.gay · 11/01/2025I’ve never related with any character more than the moment Eddie got his “scotch on the rocks” and begrudgingly says “Toons…” 060
Gris @dirtywriter.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I never thought about it, but there is no way this isn't 100% accurate. 040
Sneaking Iguana @sneakingiguana.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Or the thing where they load you on a stretcher, and then they pick it up but the frame separates from the canvas, and they just load that into the ambulance 030
Applebutter @applebutt.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Oh great now I got droopy and porky as the stretcher crew and clarabell cow as the nurse 030
White Blaster Beetleborg Donald @rangerdonald.bsky.social · 11/01/2025And yet he still treats Betty with respect and love like a human. Not a total scornful lawman. 1151
nebulousmoth.bsky.social @nebulousmoth.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve watched that movie 010
Master Cheese @master-cheese.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Would Eddie be able to see the cut-away where the piano’s family visited him at the hospital? 2231
Klay | 🔞 | friend of eggbug @klay.gay · 11/01/2025I mean the story _does_ take place in the United States, so... yeah probably. 000
V’s Knees @gothicneo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025They also probably did a slapstick routine trying to fit it in the ambulance while he stood there. 120
Bad Idea Society @badideasociety.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Why do you think he hated toons so much? 010
Levian Aquatos Jenkins 🔜 MFF @desmondfallout.bsky.social · 11/01/2025media.tenor.coma bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a carALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a car 020
Brian D. Clarke @bdclarke.bsky.social · 12/01/2025And that works witj the character! The thing that gets me about that movie is how absolutely fair it plays the mystery, within its own cartoon logic 020
VGAfanatic (FIRE EMBLEM, BABY!) @vgafanatic.bsky.social · 11/01/2025It would give even more justification to his prejudice towards Toons if that were the case. 060
Danny Valentini, aka RazorFox @razorfoxdv.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Would it make you feel any better to know that the piano didn't make it, either? 120