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Gris

@dirtywriter.bsky.social
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He/Him. 18+ Middle-aged cis-het smut enthusiast Neurodivergent and healing from trauma Learning to embrace me and the world Sometimes I write dirty things

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Gris @dirtywriter.bsky.social · 2h
I am so fucking sick of "influencers" pretending to be reporters. "I'll be following and reporting on all new developments in this story, so hit like and subscribe" is a load if horseshit. They're not investigating anything; they're just reading the same news reports we are and then repeating them.
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Mymmel @vedart2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An old one, sorry for repost but i have not had much free time to draw this week... 🫪🙏
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spuydjeks.bsky.social @spuydjeks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For _VeloCat
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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais @mcbourbonnais.com · 01/10/2026
I've got your prints earlier today and I'll start signing them tonight. 😁 These pics are so hot! 😆 The warm colors and cozy ambiance will make you feel very hot too. 🥵😘 New 💗Bedridden💗 Photoset: mcbourbonnais.com/store/index....
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🍂 Ashe Maree 🍄‍🟫 @ashemaree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you peekin’ at my PJ’s? 😏💜💙
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Gris @dirtywriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a certified pedantic twit, I am *appalled* to learn that all the pedantic twits pointing out that Viking helmets didn't have horns were burying the fucking lede. Scandinavian helmets with horns on them *totally* existed, but had fallen out of use before the culture we call Vikings arose.
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Kroox - Home of Bonktober @lekroox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've seen little to no proof that humans are inherently sapient. Um... I mean... Joke! — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
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Fnook the Bunny 🐰 🔜 FE 2027 @fnookbunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my kind of whimsical.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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T-Kay @ttothekay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After being told a previous sketch with the words "Fuck ICE" was "needlessly hateful". So I felt I should make an apology. Sorry the message wasn't loud enough, clear enough, and didn't include Fuck the Pedo-in-Chief and all his fascist followers. It's not needless hate. It's positive intolerance.
A drawing of Cinn wearing an Elbows Up tanktop, giving double middle fingers, with the words "F*ck ICE, F*ck Trump, & F*ck the losers who support 'em" framing her.
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Rae Screams @raescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something that drives me crazy is how much I see on tiktok of people's pets getting into their edibles/pot Get a fucking lock box guys. AND USE IT. Children and ESPECIALLY pets should not have this easy access to things potentially toxic to them Dont smoke around them either.
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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais @mcbourbonnais.com · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile, here's something to keep you entertained. 😉 Check out my new 💗Bedridden💗 Photoset! 😍 mcbourbonnais.com/store/index....
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sinclaire Sunday.
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lily🌱 @owlylly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beasts come out for autumn
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais @mcbourbonnais.com · 27/09/2026
Surprise! 😍 New gorgeous💗Bedridden🌸 photoset is available now! Thank you, Simone, for the lingerie! 😊 mcbourbonnais.com/store/index....
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Caturday.
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 26/09/2026
Team Cozy or Team Creepy? 🍂 Tell me which cart is yours -also, can you find Vincent...? 🔍
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🍂 Ashe Maree 🍄‍🟫 @ashemaree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh good, you’re here! it’s snack time 👅
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Brandy Alexandre @brandyalexandre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grr! My polaroids post on IG was removed for violations. I have no idea what I violated, given my other posts show MUCH more. But here they are again.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In an incredibly good couple of weeks for new movies, please don't pay to watch an Endgame rerelease for five minutes of new footage.
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🍂 Ashe Maree 🍄‍🟫 @ashemaree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
turtleneck time 🐢🍂💫
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Puma Sisters, from "Dominion Tank Police". Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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Gris @dirtywriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No fuckin' shit. It's almost like they've been hiring the best people in the field for sixty fucking years and the DNC has had to put actual time and effort into resisting fifty fucking years of attempts by Dr. George Lakoff, THE best person in the field, to teach them how to counter the others.
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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais @mcbourbonnais.com · 25/09/2026
Oh no, that was actually my 💙Mirror Mirror💙 and 🚿Wash Away🫧 sets! 😅 mcbourbonnais.com/store/index....
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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais @mcbourbonnais.com · 25/09/2026
When was the last time I did a photoshoot in a hotel? Was it my 💗Love Hotel💗 photoset? mcbourbonnais.com/store/index....
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay away from corporate. Creativity is wasted on them.
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine writing earnestly 'I don't know what this code is or what it does because I've never read it, I just know it's fucking brilliant.' Because that's what these AI guys sound like when they talk about how much better the plagiarism machine handles tasks.
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Emberwick (Play Tales from Myriad!) @emberwickart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi! My name is Carson/Emberwick and I’m an artist+game designer! It’s my 🎂birthday!🎂, and it would mean a lot if you shared my work and checked out my ttrpg Tales from Myriad (which is on sale!) metalweavegames.com/collections/...
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This should be illegal. It shouldn't be up to estates. Digital resurrection should be something people have to opt into when they're alive. It should require informed consent from the individuals themselves. If they died before that was an option, then digital resurrection is off the table. Forever.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I spotted what this Newsom guy was a while back when he was being glazed for a presidential run.
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The Knife Cuts Both Ways A cartoon by me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Lots more cartoons to read here! --> #PoliCartoon Help us keep toonin'! patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows the same scene: Two women on a sidewalk talking to each other. They're standing in front of a storefront. Posters on the storefront read "Peace, Mindfulness, a smaller BUTT" and "YOGA - Because YOU could be BENDIER."

The woman on the left is fat. She has reddish-brown hair, tied loosely on top, and is wearing a green blouse with a floral pattern paired with a brown skirt and low-heeled boots. Let's call her FLOWERS.

The woman on the right is thin. She has blonde hair, cut just above the shoulders, is wearing a purple tank top and blue capris, and is carrying a rolled-up yoga mat strapped to her back. Let's call her MAT.

PANEL 1

Flower is talking on her cell phone, looking annoyed as she tells a story, one fist on her hip. Mat, overhearing, eagerly jumps in, one finger raised high.

FLOWER: My doctor gave me this total sales pitch for bariatric surgery. I told her "hell no."

MAT: Surgery to make you thinner? You should do it!

PANEL 2

Flower lowers her phone, calm but annoyed. Mat keeps on cheerfully explaining, her hands held in front of her, palms-up, in classic "explaining hands" gesture.

FLOWER: Excuse me?

MAT: Why be stuck with your body, when doctors can fix it?  You'll be so much happier!

PANEL 3

Flower puts the hand holding the cell phone on her hip, and makes a negatory "stop" gesture with her other hand. Mat rolls her eyes and holds her hands in front of her in an "all right, all right, I give up" gesture. (There are so many hand gestures! Seriously, I use them all the time, and Becky does too - everyone in our comics talks with their hands.)

FLOWER: I'm fine with my weight. Okay?

MAT: Sigh. Okay.

PANEL 4

Flower talks, for the first time looking eager and happy. Mat looks horrified. Both of them make appropriate palms-up gestures.

FLOWER: What I asked for is gender confirmation surgery.

MAT: Gasp! NO!! You can't let doctors mutilate your sacred body!
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Memento mori
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Layla @laylagazelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#FurryArt #Anthro #DigitalIllustration #Gazelle #Fursona #Furry
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🍂 Ashe Maree 🍄‍🟫 @ashemaree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Autumn! you ready to get SQUASHED?! 🍁🍂
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
peas
A duck and a goose dressed in fancy hats hold glasses full of peas and water. Duck: Cheers, darling. Goose: Indeed. They then gobble the peas like actual ducks/geese. Pen and watercolor.
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Grumpy Gryphon - Gnollsome Adventures @grumpygryphon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
been trying to figure out how I'd like to draw goblins and I think I'm getting to the design I'll be going with
drawing of a waving goblin with a little boar like tail and a nose that looks a bit like a bat's
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Azuraé Noire♡ ($72.96/300) @azuraenoire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"DM for removal" 🚩🚩🚩 Why should people have to tell you to remove their shit you never got permission to post in the first place? Consent is the first step, not the second or last.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sinclaire Sunday. * bvvvvvt *
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
extinction is forever
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been trying to determine how I would go about drawing goblins and I think I’m getting there
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Jan @tigerknight.com · 20/09/2026
Nine to Nine - Cat www.tigerknight.com/99/2026-09-20 #furryart #webcomic
Nine to Nine comic for 2026-09-20
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've always wanted to see a Batman movie from the perspective of the crooks. Basically it becomes a horror film, as SOMETHING is grabbing thugs, dragging them screaming into the darkness.
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I want you to tell all your friends about me...."
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not sorry
A fat white rabbit with gray ears, red eyes, and a gray nose with the caption “due to recent events i am now evil”
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YasmilSFW @yasmilsfw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🩶 GREY - Rainbow Challenge 2026 Vol 2 for Esperlin
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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