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John Sludge

@johnsludge.bsky.social
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 6h
the agony of knowing you're good, but you'll never be great
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clutching at straws is the most predictable yet relatable feeling among humans. Even if we're entirely to blame for getting so close to our demise, we refuse to believe that accepting death is the last and only option available. At least, not at first.
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Lucyfer-comic @lucyfercomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The world ended long ago we're just feeling the aftershocks
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Quiznos Spongmonkeys We Love The Subs ad
YouTube video by Rathergood
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it 🎃 W E E N 🎃
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Start Pumping Your Presents!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pretty lady in question :3
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hnnnnghhh... Fairwind loooooves the sillies :3
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Harper belongs to @yawnheck27.bsky.social !
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem..."
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A couple months ago a bunch of artists got together to do an art trade and my Secret Santa gift was to Jon_Kek over on Discord! Harper doesn't need a bikini this time of day <:3 #furryart #nsfwart
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alright gamers, you've landed a job at a clandestine cutting-edge research facility where morals are a liability. Choose your apocalyptic comeuppance for going too far: ☢️ Resonance Cascade 👾 Alien Infestation 👿 Hellwave 🤖 Enraged AI 🦠 Escaped Pathogen ❓ Other...?
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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End of Life of Google Earth
YouTube video by Antonio Zamora
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤖 I am not the villain of this story; I do what I do because [ I need a job ]
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
rip and tear until he's carpet
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watching our sweet guest wriggle and flex and tighten up from every delicate flutter and evil skitter 🥴🥵 Hnnnnghh~
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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America Right Now In 2 Minutes
YouTube video by justin kaminuma
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It seems totally incredible to me now 🔫🛸
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
~🎇💖✨ hiring real artists ✨💖🎇~
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Spongebob Angel Playing Harp
ALT: Spongebob Angel Playing Harp
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A reminder for tomorrow that Rudy Giuliani used the terrorist attack as a photo op and denied firemen not only critical radio equipment, but even the right to pull the bodies of their brothers from the rubble so it'd look better.
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Join the Mobile Inf- I mean, AI Propaganda Shills Department! -=🦅 Service Guarantees Diploma! 🦅=-
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only Zelda movie you need right here
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LINK TO THE FUTURE
YouTube video by 3GI
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Art you can eat #cooking
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2009 gaming
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bruce Campbell has revealed that doctors have given him an estimated 5 years to live following his terminal cancer diagnosis.
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Fevered Dreams of A Popcap Gooner Peablaze belongs to @peaflower.bsky.social ~ :3 Hnnnnnghhh!!!
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shlorpus
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*Ahem*... Stanley CLEARLY spoke the code, "nightshark115."
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
plant plant has boobs plant can laugh this is therefore h o t 🍆🤔 #peablaze #pvz #tickling #wip
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love telling people really funny jokes...just look how happy they are! Some people are nervous of funny jokes at first but they soon start to love them <:3
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will She Laugh? A little gift piece for @creamcuddle.bsky.social of their lovely Sarah, once again being explored for all manner of delightful sounds and wriggles~ <:3 Hnnnnghh!!! Once again, see alt text for an enchanting little story 🥴💖
Having bested the other contestants in a game of ticklish torment, Sarah moves on to her final challenge for a grand prize of countless glittering golden coins below.
She need only be silent, for the titular challenge - one Minute to Win It.

With no clock easily seen her predicament seems to last ages...gloved, gentle hands with frilly feathered tips flutter and dense along her shapely hips and sides - curves simply begging for squealing teases and guffaws. Brushes with devilish tips slither and slide playfully, tracing her sensitive skin and lighting up every nerve in her body~

The goosing, spidering, swirling evils come alive with malice as cooing and verbal teasing snakes out from the pit below, encouraging our gorgeous dragoness to weaken the tight seal around her lips and let one...beautiful...laugh...slip free~ Coochie coochie coooooo! <:3
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
plant gf plant gf plant gf pl
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Plants vs. Zombies Peashooter Dance
ALT: Plants vs. Zombies Peashooter Dance
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UnregisteredUser🔞 @unregistereduser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My interpretation of SCP-682. Please do not fuck the anomalous object. #nsfw #rule34 #yiff #scp
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i deeply dislike this image happy birthday to @caroosdungeon.bsky.social
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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YouTube’s AI dubbing has a meltdown while dubbing the Pakistan Mcdonalds Sonic Comercial
YouTube video by Emergency Milk
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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SANS'S CANDY #deltarune #undertale
YouTube video by FedeUT
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who else is deserving of death, O wise universe?
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
worship mommy 😳❤️‍🔥
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Following her previous encounter ( www.furaffinity.net/view/64597423/ ) Everfree Forest's network of kinky plants develops an insatiable need for beautiful ponies and the delicious tears and juices they spill forth when properly goosed, feathered, and suckled in bondage :3 #tickling #mlp
Our gorgeous Fluttershy here is safely trapped in a bulbous, girthy prison of weedy vines that keep her spread and doomed for all manner of ...fluttering... tendrils and swirling, itchy pollen nubs~
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the whole forest wants fluttershy now 🥵🥴🥺😳
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You're never safe from Setta loaf @settaflamowitz.bsky.social
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
currently enjoying existential dread
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nnnnghhh ~! Coochie coochie coo!! 🪶🥵🥴😵‍💫
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John Sludge @johnsludge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Feathering thick, throbbing rods and slick folds - jiggling melons and sensitive tummies - curling, flailing piggies and smooth, creamy soles 💋🪶🖌️🍆😵‍💫❤️‍🔥
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