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Pumpkin Boy

@joelhagen30.bsky.social
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Hello there! I'm a nerd, pansexual, an aspiring author, and a cheese lover 🧀 I am the Pumpkin Boy, my birthday is October 21st soooooo Pumpkin it up!!! 🎃🥧

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KQ5 @kq5.bsky.social · 16m
It was his best iconic song, one of the last before he was murdered. I hate people sometimes. It was very bad when he got shot, the whole world went into grief.
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 7h
Okay so my writing app was actually set to count the number of characters, I switched it to words and I'm only at 3,000 words in my thing. Damn it 😭 #authors #books #DamnItImNotFinished
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 8h
Fine, I'm gonna write a massive book about how the government is ruled by complete evil dictators and I won't stop putting my true thoughts on the page. This world deserves better from the US, it's gone so far that I'm scared to admit I was born here. FUCK. TRUMP.
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 18h
God is everything, God is the breath in our lungs, God is the peace we feel, God is the voice we hear when we do the right thing, God is the sand beneath our feet, God is the wind above our heads, God is the feeling that everything will be alright, God is everyone
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 19h
My brain has changed so much, it feels like it's reverted to a state where either I listen to audiobooks or I don't read at all... I wish it wasn't like this but I need the narration or I feel lost #books #audiobooks #narration
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm almost 30... Doesn't it just make sense that I'd eventually think about how I'd do as a parent? I mean this is how the human body is programmed right? But not stable enough yet for that, maybe in 10-20 years, but who knows? All I know is I have been developmentally challenged...
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New discord server (for authors and musicians and nerds and plant lovers): discord.gg/XfPYMyNeFm
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Join the Joel's Garden Discord Server!
Check out the Joel's Garden community on Discord - hang out with 2 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man, AI bots are so annoying 😮‍💨
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I changed one thing and now I'm at 14,000 words. Just because I thought it would be funnier if the bad guy has an over the top name that is said in full every single time someone is talking about him. And maybe there will be an even longer name and it literally is the short version 😂 #authors #book
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Soon to rewrite and expand my story. It's at 13,500 words right now, hoping after a few more passes it gets up to 45,000. Wish me luck!! 🤞🏻 #authors #books #writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just wrote 1,300 words in a new short story just because why not do something ❤️ #author #book #writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I believe in a world where shrooms and acid and mescaline are legal (but not without a framework of sale, there needs to be a way to buy legitimate amounts)
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wanna hear a good joke? Having ideas but you're broke
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've noticed that some people my age give me nasty looks when I'm walking like they're disappointed that I can't drive. Just one question: Why would I willingly subject myself to being trapped in a death box traveling over 20 MPH that triggers my claustrophobia and anxiety?!
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well I'm making a new EP with vocals 👀 #Singing #Artists #Musicians
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was all of a sudden inspired this morning and I just wrote this in one go, should I rewrite and expand it to a full short story? #ShortStories #Authors #Books #Writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God is a writer just like us, the epic task of crafting such a beautiful world with such interesting people and such majestic nature, God is a writer, God is a worldbuilder, God is the true author, creating all of us to exist as such glorious examples of the wonders of creation. #Authors #God #Book
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love Tolkien and the fact that he never truly finished his time travel sci-fi story really makes me sad 😢 #Tolkien #Sci-fi #Stories
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made a new discord server to share the stuff I make and random funny thoughts discord.gg/XfPYMyNeFm
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Join the Joel's Garden Discord Server!
Check out the Joel's Garden community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate AI and I will never use it for writing or editing #fuckai #antiai #writing #authors #books
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I AM PROUD TO BE LGBT 💪🏻🌈💜🫂
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate book bans, they feel like they suck the joy out of some books #bannedbookweek
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The worlds in my universe are not gonna look like Earth. It's fiction so I'm allowed to be as wacky as possible right? 😂 #authors #books #writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It feels weird being done with the first draft of a story when I know I'm probably only 20-30% done 😭 #authors #books #writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just some funny church signs
You can't enter Heaven unless Jesus enters youYou will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't believe my dreams are so close to being achieved, I am a totally different person than I was just 10 years ago.. How the times have changed me.. #authors #books #life #time #beingbetter
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me getting high for the first time in a day: "Joel... That is what they used to call me"
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Lord of the Rings Indeed
Alt: Lord of the Rings Indeed
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when you die then you start glitching #audio #funny #dumbthings
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You ever eat some cheese and you're like "you know what this needs? MORE CHEESE" #cheese
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Ramon Escarfullet Sr @raoces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just to prove that even if Trump names AI super intelligence, Trump and staff really lack intelligence. This isn't their first mistake of this kind.
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A man named Fred walked outside and saw a large dragon flying around. He grabbed a small wooden cross and waved it at the dragon. The dragon stopped and said "I'm a dragon, not a demon, you doofus!" The End #authors #writing #books #flashfiction
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Either social media adds an option to report generative AI or they're part of the problem 🙄 #antiai #fuckai #socialmedia
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YouTube channels that use AI thumbnails and voiceover are ULTRA CRINGE #antiai #youtube #dumbideas
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've seen bad movies. NONE of the Indiana Jones movies qualify as bad movies compared to what I've seen. I watched a low budget horror film when I was 19, I have definitely seen worse than Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny of KOTCS.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This election coming up soon . We best all go vote . Its time to show people that " Empathy " is not wrong . If you have any empathy you will #VoteBlue .
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I decided to make the story shorter than the plan for 40,000 words, I don't think I need to write the big fight with the bad guy yet, it feels like it would make more sense to write what I feel confident in and build up to the big bad. #authors #books #writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sorry but if you use Generative AI, I'm blocking you without a second thought.
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You move one inch and a cat will just be like: "I'm flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin" #cats #funny
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should I also write a story that has magic? The current story is pretty much big energy powers that come from viruses. #authors #books #writing #magic
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate James Schwartz from the DEA. The dumbass just said that cannabis is a dangerous drug just because it's on the schedule. Hey buddy, cannabis is only there because you weirdo racist Republicans decided to put it there 🙄 #politics #cannabis #DEA #byebyerepublicans #voteblue
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WOOHOO 10,000 WORDS!!!!! #author #book #writing #excited
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Man's Excited Reaction: Yes Woohoo
Alt: Man's Excited Reaction: Yes Woohoo
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Passed 8,000 words!!! #author #book #writing
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey so honesty time: I was an idiot. I did things I shouldn't have. I acted like a monster. I destroyed everything I ever cared about. I was angry, I was stupid, I was disappointing, I was broken. Don't ever deny the usefulness of therapy and medication. If it can save me, it can save anyone.
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As far as canon goes with the media I will make, consider everything in the books, videos, and whatever else I can make to be completely canon. Also it will be an ongoing series, videos won't just be the book, the story will progress. #author #book #story #media
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I hate enchiladas and pizza now 😭
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yesterday was terrible, my stomach was hurt and I threw up more than 5 times... 😔
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I basically haven't even introduced him yet, but there's gonna be a bad guy who has like 50 titles and Tim Cube is just yawning during him introducing himself 😂 #authors #books #jokes #funny
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Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The main character is supposed to be overpowered until he isn't, he's supposed to be like "wow this is easy" until it isn't. The struggle comes for him, but the people who bring the struggle are canonically waiting and seeing how strong main guy is. Once they see, hoo boi, they're bringing PAIN.
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