Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026cognitive reframing: I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect 522411286 0
♥️ RedBombaxCeiba 🖤 @bombaxceiba.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm cooking the dumplings in the high power microwave instead of boiling them, bcuz I'm hangry. I'm cooking the dumplings in the high power microwave instead of boiling them, bcuz uh... uhm the radiation alters the uh... gluten structures...? Yeah! That. 150 0
AJ Nyx (she/her) @ajnyx.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I have done this, and it was really delightful! I've also used whipped cream (actual cream, not cool whip) in a pinch. I didn't hate it! 010 0
Simon Christmas @simonxmas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Second one could even be “I am putting coffee on my ice cream >”. Let’s get prepositions in on the act. 000 0
The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I am putting vodka in my coffee > I am a hopeless alcoholic > negative effect I am putting vodka in my coffee > I am making an espresso martini > positive effect 140 0
Police Gazette @policegazette.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This is undoubtedly how 90% of all culinary advances throughout history occurred. So it's all positive. 000 0
Wallaby 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @wallabanjo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Call it affogato, and suddenly you are a bougie Italian. 010 0
Phillip Rees @phillip-rees.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> it keeps the whisky cool -> Irish affect Sláinte 010 0
Ed Woychowsky @ewoychowsky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Man is not a rational animal. Man is a rationalizing animal. 000 0
Plutonium Nyborg @johnunderwood.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I am putty whiskey in my coffee, because I'm out of Irish Cream. 040 0
FOBoardGame @foboardgame.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I did this for two weeks at work. It's genius! But not if one is watching their diet. 000 0
The Bearded Pug 🏕 🛶 🌌 ⛰️ 🥾 @thebeardedpug.bsky.social · 08/04/2026👍🤘media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and says `` always look on the bright side of your life '' .ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and says `` always look on the bright side of your life '' . 000 0
Belle :’3 @meowbelle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026the real European iced coffee always had a scoop of icecream in it when did we settle for less 😭 030 0
triggeredbytrump.bsky.social @triggeredbytrump.bsky.social · 08/04/2026A delicious reframing too 010 0
Johnny @johnnyzcz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Helpful tip: it's easier to pour the coffee over the ice cream than to plunk the ice cream into the coffee and splash all over yourself, the counter, and your glasses if you're able to catch the fact you're outta milk before you pour the coffee 170 0
Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Putting ice cream in coffee seems like a stellar idea with no need for reason-giving, tbh. 000 0
Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Whatever you wanna call it, that is problem solving. Next, do butter! It's just churned cream! (I am kidding, don't. It is...but it's not, if ya feel me. Or do, don't let me inhibit your coffee creaming efforts) 110 0
Pseudo-Chaotic @pseudochaos.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Remember, "affect" is a verb, and "effect" is a noun. Unless you plan to effect an emotion that causes a negative affect. 120 0
SayItToMyFace💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I love the reframing!media.tenor.coma couple of women are standing next to each other in a hallway .Alt: a couple of women are standing next to each other in a hallway . 010 0
Christopher Owens @scavamungus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026When you do this with the soft serve machine at a convenience store or fast foot restaurant my youthful friends inform me that's an 'affo-ghetto' 000 0
Jason Lewis @jasonnlewis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Caffeine needs milk sugarmedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache wearing a blue suit and tie is making a funny face .Alt: Will Farrell as Ron Burgundy with a mustache wearing a blue suit and tie is making a funny face saying “it’s science” 010 0
Covid worrier @covid-worrier.bsky.social · 08/04/2026*pours milk down drain to participate * …. Who ate all the ice cream? 000 0
Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 08/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind himAlt: The Mandalorian with the words this is the way 000 0
ArthriticHipster (Lesbian Auntie Army) @knowvak.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I find it just doesn't stir in well. 000 0
Jonathan Bliss @drsunshinewa.bsky.social · 08/04/2026You reminded me to have ice cream before bedtime, tyvm 030 0
Ed Giles @edgiles4.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I thoroughly enjoyed an affogato at this buffalo mozzarella farm back in September. Tremendous decision. www.tenutavannulo.com/en/territorio/tenutavannulo.comTenuta Vannulo — The farm 110 0
Kathryn K. @bicoastalkate.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm eating Haagen Dazs from the carton because I like it. 020 0
Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I ran out of milk once and could only get coffee flavored milk. I put the coffee flavored milk in my coffee and it was awesomely delicious 3220 0
Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026So did the ice cream open the strait of Hormuz? 000 0
diggersurvives.bsky.social @diggersurvives.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Love, love, love affogato. You are literally “drowning” the ice cream or in 🇮🇹 gelato with espresso. Yum 000 0
CupcakeYOW @cupcakeyow.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I rarely have ice cream in the house (too tempting) but I always have powdered milk for my disorganized mornings! 000 0
Rampant Collide | Beige Nèige 米色•那个 @rampantcollide.bsky.social · 09/04/2026There's some great dad joke/puns in there: "I'm putting ice cream in the coffee because I didn't pick up any milk." <<Slaps forehead. Chef's kiss fingers. And cheesy Italian accent >> "Affogato!" 010 0
Raedwald @raedwald.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Misreads cookery instructions. "I have invented a new desert. You're welcome." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakewel...en.wikipedia.orgBakewell pudding - Wikipedia 000 0
MmeMuchMuchier❤️🇺🇲🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @dsfredericks.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Same. "Resorted" to ice cream last week amid lack of half-and-half after multiple grocery stops when I kept forgetting 😳 Underrated joy! 030 0
