Reposted by corwAlex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 01/06/2025Illustration for Audubon's Let's Go Birding Together initiative!!! 🐦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 91754473
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Camembert burger erupts when you take a bitemedia.tenor.coma person is putting lettuce on a hamburger on a cutting boardALT: a person is putting lettuce on a hamburger on a cutting board 020
Reposted by corwTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 10/03/2025keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced 649311202216
Reposted by corwTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 10/03/2025"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao" --Me as my face gets eaten 1375777
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Twitter is down. This is like 15 9/11s for annoying people 021
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Elon Musk is a neo-nazi pedophile. Just getting that out of my system. Don't mind me lalalalalalala 000
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024all Hunter Biden did was be awesome and do drugs and get girls. everyone's just jealous 000
Reposted by corwmartin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024someone just stole my humongous grinch 652886460
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024yeah. i ran from twitter for a bit. people love thinking they're progressive and good people because they like gay people and women and everyone else eats it tf up. and oh the crypto ads.... sighs heavily 010
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"bluesky is cringe," they say, and then quote tweet dunk a bluecheck nazi 010
Reposted by corwhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/12/2024twitter is like the BAD dennys 31096
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i will become the largest account on bluesky because of my very funny, frequent, and topical posts 130
Reposted by corwukelight @shinkawo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Guy Who Lives In An Alternate Universe Where The Sky Is Green: why is it called Blue sky 131
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I LOVE FRIED OKRA #friedokra #friedokra #okra #okra #friedokra I LOVE FRIED OKRA I AM GOING TO EAT FRIED OKRA VERY SOON 010
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i'm basically the elon musk of submitting my assignments on time 020
Reposted by corwnik @paintedgirl.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i literally can't wait for elon musk to *** 073
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 18/10/2024matthew surfjerk being mean to me on twitter so i have to hop into my new safe haven, Blue Sky 010
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corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 18/10/2024ok since almost no one is here right now i need to confess something 000
corw @zyxcheetah.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i need to follow more people on here because my following feed is too empty and my discover feed has a weird amount of fetish art 020