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@zyaxist.bsky.social
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
License Plate: HLNWHLS Hayley: Hell On Wheels Me (correct): Helen Whales, Whale Biologist
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Petition to cast Joe Bird in a nice little wholesome family comedy. Petition to have Joe Bird stream cozy video games on twitch. Petition to throw Joe Bird a birthday party. I just... need to know that he's okay.
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No matter how many times I look up what OOMF stands for, I always forget and think it means One and Only Mother Fucker
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Directive 8020 Review: Legs? Where we're going, we don't need legs!
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Everyone tell me their favroite piece of media where someone has a toothache because I just saw No Other Choice and I know there's one I'm thinking of but I cannot recall what it is
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We stumbled upon the most incredible, cursed, and unrelated triple feature in existence: The Descendants 2, The Crow (1994), and Howl's Moving Castle
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Angel and Devil taking the night off
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This bridge-on-bridge violence needs to end!
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fascinated by the woman next to us who was terrified that this, her favorite bar, would be too crowded tonight because of *checks notes* high school prom
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
King Dumb Cum, thy will be done
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I did this to her
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Good for Ace
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Together (2025)
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Do you think they'd be friends?
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Mama Mia is short for Mother Miasma
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Me every Pride Month
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Paranoia Agent
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 18/05/2025
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm Dr. Jeffrey Helicopter, and I promise we will make it to the ground.
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Tell your doctor if you get bad side-effect Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Please internet tell me what I should think about Fred Durst
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Getting high and googling "Fred Durst" with my wife to celebrate Valentines day
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The Gorge is the most video game coded movie i have ever seen (affectionate)
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Heart Eyes is so good. I can't believe how many rom-tropes this movie managed to pack in between the tropes. Definitely a valentines day must-see. Didn't @joshruben.bsky.social could top Scare Me, but this sure does get close!
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Date night with the wife
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We're the Piss Police, and you can't do it anymore
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Just thinking about Melissa Barrera's overalls in Your Monster
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Jenna Ortega had dead dad face (Non-derogatory)
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The Triangle is nature's perfect shape
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Misia 🩵🌊 @girlikaros.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Give anime characters goggles again
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Ladders: If you walk, you could go up!
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oops accidentally bought my wife a bong for Christmas
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Two songs make me feel perpetually trapped: 1. Happy 2. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me waking up each day
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birdrightsactivist @probirdrights.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
stuffing go WHERE!!???!?
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Jonathan Kramer @kraaamer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hundreds Of Beavers is now streaming FREE on YouTube in the US. Just some funny cartoony slapstick that you don't see much of these days. Honestly one of my favorite movies last year. youtu.be/guE0Qd8BRw0?...
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Hundreds of Beavers
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Show me your pet and what they were named after.
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My drag name will be Butt Slower
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I NEED to find the rest of pictures from this family photo shoot
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Enjoyed Heretic a lot. Have many thoughts about it, but my main one is that it's a movie about how, no matter what you feel about religion, we can all agree that New Atheism guys are the fuckin worst
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Dan @zyaxist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Lots of talk about Heretic having theaters pump in the smell of Blueberry Pie, not enough talk about the lack of Axe Body Spray pumped into The Substance showings
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inplinesight.bsky.social @inplinesight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I understood a lot about The Substance but one mystery to me still is why she had a bathroom that looked like that
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