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kiel | Hard Jose

@zxidycks.bsky.social
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i get so gay off that tequila!🍹 | they/them 22 no tws | read pinned please!

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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 3h
KEEP UR UGLY BOYFRIEND OFF MY TIMELINE I DONT WANNA SEE IT
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h
tw // rape, sexual assault . . . . . just listened to a Cornell alum who knew Jane Doe in 2024-25 describe what it was like to know Jane Doe in the aftermath of the rapes and it is literally exactly as bad as they make it out to be online like holy shit
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 17h
@amazingphul.exploration.team hope u had fun at the dnp show tnite!!!!
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 17h
Note saying; “posts I meant to make during Hayley Williams concert but had no service:
I have the fattest crush on Hayley Williams damn”
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 20h
IM SEEING RICO NASTY TONIGHT BITCHESSSSSSS
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
still kinda devastated that my favorite songs on ego death are NOT going to be at the Hayley Williams show but like ok lol
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pussydestroyer @laniisonfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dude i thought it was funny as fuck 😭 in fact imo what made it scary wasn’t so much the surprise element (the plot is extremely predictable and there aren’t many jumpscares) it was the dramatic swings between laughing to the point of tears and being blatantly reminded that the whole premise is rape!
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coward @slowanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wrapping up a different slowtember challenge that was sea themed🐚 #art
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how to know if chest pain is serious
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok so what I’m hearing is that I have a more skewed view of humor than the rest of the population bcoz I thought this movie was funny as fuck 😭😭😭
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for hard launch tour should I do a pretty purple themed outfit or should I dress up as a sexy version of 2010 trapper hat Dan Howell
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bruh there ain’t even job security in our own fucking military 😭
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
san phancisco
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes I hear Europeans talk about their health and I’m like damn I would be real ill on another continent. but bcoz im in the US its just like eh that’s life 🤷
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
by end of day: - designed my portfolio website layout - cleaned my room - cleaned my desk - errand run and installed the new lightbulb - worked a 5.5 hour shift things turn around 🤷
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my desk is such a mess and my room is such a mess and I don’t wanna do anythinggggggg waaaaaaaahhhhhh
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
u just be minding ur business on instagram and then suddenly ur hit with the worst flashback u could possibly imagine
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the only way to get into say anything is a real boy is to listen to a few songs and really fucking hate them and put on the music while complaining to ur friends about how much u hate the sound and then one day during a depressive episode you scrub your shower and listen to the full album and get it
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s probably “is a real boy” by say anything
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
album that was important to me at age 19 was uhhhhhhh that fucking uhhhhhhhhhh
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it a crazy take to say that I don’t rlly like Olivia Rodrigo’s outfits and styling 😭
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Venmo is doing WAYYYYYY too much with this update wtf
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am my mom’s number 1 apologist lmfaoooo like that’s my mama and I love her highkey no matter what
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my new job keeps referring to me with my mom’s last name and it kinda jumpscares me every time I see it 😭
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RuPaul’s drag race is just yassified Stanford prison experiment
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dnp bronze photocard NEED NEED NEED NEED
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re kinda giving Steve and Robin
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
back to stanning dnp again im going to Hard Jose 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
y’all have no idea how much I fucking hate chad bianco FUCK that dude
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wait could u imagine if they chose to talk about kl*nce LMFAOOOO
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dan likes lore-based ships sooooo much
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never thought I’d hear Dan and Phil debate the quality of bakudeku on a Thursday afternoon and yet
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it is particularly moving to me that bnd Peter Parker is 22 and I am also 22 and I was 22 when the movie came out 😭 so imagine me, just graduated college, depressed, kinda losercore, not really feeling stable about anything, kinda emotionally isolating myself, and watching that movie. wowaweewah
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what I wanna do today: - change my sheets - cut my nails - fix my clipper card acc - look into ways to create my portfolio - make my purchases + set them up - take out the trash - look into the privacy window coverings - attend my shift
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2nd day of work today and also first time going thru the full shift 🫩
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
peach schnapps for Dan is diabolical given what we know of his college days
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
have been getting into this horrible habit of throwing all of my stuff on the floor when I don’t wanna deal with it and I HATE seeing my pretty floor all cluttered with my bullshit
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
box lunch is just hot topic for the people who are too scared to walk into a store with hazbin hotel merch
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
light yagami looking ass /affectionate
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Light Yagami White Yagami Writing
Alt: Light Yagami cosplayer sticking his tongue out and writing in a book while thrusting at the camera
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
okay so I didn’t really do much today but I put my head back on my shoulders and I feel SO much better by getting rid of all the small junk I had to do
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if the SJ show sells out before I get tickets I’m fully unstanning and never speaking about dnp ever again
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
inshallah I get San Jose hard launch tickets and then I can officially put Hard José in my display name
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
today was a rollercoaster of emotions gah dayum
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have like a fr anxiety disorder probably
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
losing my mind just a little bit but not in a crazy way
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
felt 1000x more grief about losing my favorite pair of jeans (1.5 years) than I did about deciding to no longer continue contact with my former best friend of 9 years 🤷
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to throw up I miss my favorite pair of jeans so bad
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
feeling sosososososo sad today but I think I’m handling it pretty well I think
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ur supposed best friend of 9 years will rlly say to ur face that ur abusive ex boyfriend was ur own fault and expect you to not block them
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kiel | Hard Jose @zxidycks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
go see a star war
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