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Richard Dalton

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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 1h
I don't know if I could act anything to do with this poem, but the last line is a gut punch. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/57041/...
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Mid-Term Break
I sat all morning in the college sick bay Counting bells knelling classes to a close. The baby cooed and laughed and rocked the pram When I came in, and I…
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David @thefatfryer.bsky.social · 19h
Longish but very interesting thread from the excellent @monkemma.bsky.social
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 3h
If anyone in the UK needs Sally Rooney novels, or other Western luxuries like Levi’s Jeans or the latest popular music disks, let us know. I’m sure someone can smuggle them on the Ferry.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 19h
Can we get them to project the word “Nope” onto the forehead of the wearer?
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We are members of an astonishing species.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Forecast for 2031? LOL. C'mon man. Is this the way it's done now? Voters: The Economy Sucks Gov: In 2031 it doesn't. Voters: But, you're in government *now*. Gov: Everything will be great in 2031 (And GREAT in this case still means a deficit)
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Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh
ALT: Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Call me crazy but I'm convinced some of the software I'm using is hiding common tasks just to get me to enable it's AI help. I just tried to do something in Google Console that I've done dozens of times, and I can't figure out how to do it. But that Gemini link is right there. Beckoning.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus that slanted “TITANIC” is a bit grim. Maybe your fucking whistles should have been louder.
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Rudy Hellzapoppin' @rudyhellzapop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Offspring found a young adult Leap Card at Broombridge Station, Cabra earlier, name on it is a Joe Hourihane. Would like to return it so retweets very welcome!
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can’t really see the marks from old services. The pic makes the whole thing look scratched.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Th back opens but the movement is covered by an another gold cover. The glass on the front also opens. There are some scratched etchings Inside the cover from previous service/repair. Apparently that’s what they did.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Back from being serviced, the pocket watch owned by my grandfather Richard Dalton. We think it's over 100 years old. Still ticking. and keeping time. I believe he was presented with it for playing Gaelic Football. It came with a medal, which we also have.
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Get a pet that likes music and can talk they said. It'll be fun they said:
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
post by @ItsAndyRyan


Her: who's your favorite literary vampire?
Me: the one in Sesame Street
Her: he doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I bring my own personal radio that can receive the lower frequencies they use. But It still annoys me that the attitude to audiences, particularly repeat attendees is so scummy.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m heading to Belfast later in the month for the snooker. I didn’t bother last year. One little thing that annoys me is they sell commentary radios but change the frequency for different events so old radios won’t work. Just greed that affects regular patrons.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok people. We’re through the looking glass here.
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Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of the Orange Order. They had refused to march on the Garvaghy Road… because it was haunted”
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’d hate to think the only reason people don’t speak ill of me when I’m dead is some kind of tradition or amnesty. Say whatever you like about me. I’ll sure as shit be saying whatever I like about you.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My kids were born between 2010 and 2014. They don’t remember Obama. They think Britain ourside the EU changing PM every 5 minutes, global pandemics, and Nazi’s running America is normal. Maybe they’re right.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doxxing must be horrendous, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Unless …my worst enemy is a notorious doxxer in which case, the punishment does fit the crime.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not only is it not “aware” it doesn’t even know what you asked it 5 seconds ago unless you supply it with a full transcript to reread from scratch every time. It’s an entirely stateless program that makes text. It’s advanced madlibs. It’s no more “aware” than a dice or a roulette wheel.
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
British people will walk past a Starbucks, Burger King, Costa Coffee, Taco Bell, Blank Street and not even notice. Then they'll see an independent shop called Al-Badr Supermarket and cry about how the UK is being taken over by foreigners.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely don’t think they’re this clever. Or forward thinking. Hand on heart I think they are just psychopathic cunts who like the idea of live streaming a murder.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We go live to Angrywhitemenistan
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey you guys. I just watched (most) of this video and I can’t believe none of us thought of this before. The secret is spend less, earn more, and pay off your mortgage early. 🤪 It was staring us in the face all this time.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder whey they ever had a real kid.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shouldn’t need bad reviews to sort it out. Amazon should be liable.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Abort Mission Self Eject
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like big butts and
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am shocked that “Trust me bro. It’ll be fine after the election” hasn’t worked. I really gave Americans less credit.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back today, into the proper woods part. Ringo was in his element.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was in the context of a very pro-drug joke. So I’ll allow it. youtu.be/Emlq_4imaik
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Bill Hicks - Good Drugs, Coincidentally Taxed Drugs
YouTube video by Infinite Flow
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The Beatles were so high in the studio they even let Ringo sing a few.” -Bill Hicks
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently Canada has the same show.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the US there's a show called Undercover Boss. Where CEO's can help individual employees. Film it as an ad for their company, and make themselves *look* compassionate. Instead of y'know...just paying all employees a fair wage, allowing unions, and actually *being* compassionate. Kindness Porn
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really do have some damn fine free amenities right on my doorstep. Took Ringo for a stroll in the woods near the house. He approves.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How was school? Fine …
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Columbo Detective
ALT: Columbo Detective
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have my doubts. But we live in hope.
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Yourqueerprof @drcompton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting better at Gig-Tetris
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Relax everyone. Relax. If you recall, the UK “Took Back Control” in 2016. There is no way they’re beholden to the UAE. Also they don’t need outside investment. They’re saving billions by not being in the EU. Relax.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cloud formation this evening made it look like a mountain appeared during the day.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A nation that went around the world destroying every culture it could find and telling people to be more British. Then when those people come to the British homeland, telling them to Fuck Off, they’re not British. But hey. At least Britain is prosperous and happy and not at all fucked.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with Thatcherism is you eventually run out of state assets to sell to your friends.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Troy “2 Nutmegs” Parrot
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clicked on a YouTube video and within seconds I could tell the script was straight out of an LLM. Which made me think the voice and slides probably were as well. The Turing test survives a little longer.
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Richard Dalton @zx23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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