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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
hech would have been so much more fun to watch in the Convoluted Match later but the titles on the line so i can pretty much just imagine the match and i wont have missed anything :/
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
sick match, glad we're seeing so much of aminata lately as well. anyway time to rewatch woolies dark souls playthrough part 3
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
its definitely pretty hit or miss with "old guy at bar" but when its a hit god damn does it hit
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i was at a punk show last weekend at a bar that holds 60 tops and sat next to a 70(?) year old guy who i got to hang out with between sets and talk about beer delivery patterns and he fuckin ruled
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
give him a heel on heel feud with mjf its right there
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
heyy come on in sorry the place is a mess haha hey you want some coffee? (i open the cupboard to reveal it is full of pulsing meat like that tool video) oh whoops haha yeah i havent had time to clean with work and stuff
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
been busy perfecting ny finishig move the triple leg drop
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
SHOW ME THE FUCGKIN RADIATIONS
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
EVERYBODY SHIT THE FUCK UP THERE MIGHT BE VISIBLE AURORA TONIGHT
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
did u kno u can put cheesse on sandwihces
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
drinking a gunmetal grey wine and immediately having to be transported to the ER with very manly and totally unrelated mercury poisoning
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The troops are arrayed, the supply lines are prepared. The scouts report favorable conditions. The orders go out. After years of tyranny, the reckoning has finally come. At suns first light, Meet n Fuck Kingdom will burn.
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
anyone still using lube to jack offf is A Sucker. i switched to sand papres a few years ago and i can fuck rocks now
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
been busy training to be able to swing my hog with great force and precision. breakin boards and cinder blocks and shit
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ogrous O'Fungus, lead singer of GWOR the famous band
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
guy named Bucklesby Cumsucker
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ultimate shit's of the ten thiusand assed god
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man i hope we get some Serious Okada tonight🤼
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh boy Joe is back from recording six billion voice lines for Abrams Deadlock and now hes here to heavy melee jack perry 🤼
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
making the french crowd count until theres too many syllables to keep up lmao 🤼
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this match already rips 🤼
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how do you say brody kings catchphrase in french anyway 🤼 HEY YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCKER THIS IS A WRESTLING ACCOUNT TOO #AEW
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
call it that anyway and when the laywers come for you you can challeng them to a duel with your respective air Blades and see which has the keener edge
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sounds like a good reason to call it something silly
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i have to assume that was standard shit in london at the time mfs were walking around strapped like blackbeard to go to the store
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reloading my brace of muzzleloading pistols in bullet time
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
takin a perfect bite out of a rock like an apple
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thers people yellin
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just now found out you can listen to music with heaphonrs instaad of watching the speakers real close to see how they wobblin
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK YES i LOVE complicated RULE SETS contributing to UNIQUE WAYS TO BUILD NARRATIVE in a format deeply rooted in the interaction between VIOLENCE and SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED EXPECTATIONS look idk if this makes any sense im somewhat drunk
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i mean this does seem like kerosene could solve some things you should listen to the lamp guy he seems like he knows whats up
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is and always was and always will be too late. i have already fucked all of time hey whered you go
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hang on let me finish my bowl of delicious wires and cables
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Post Fucker liked your post The Post Fucker retweeted your post
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whats goin ON in there?
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOLY SHITTTT !
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
jwrsy mikes and a bottle of wine i am the king of shit hell
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
god damn it i was in important work meeting!!!!
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is there a way to turn this feature off so it doesnt play at 6000 decibels every time i take a pisse
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 29/09/2026
ACtually fuck everything else. THIS is the best part of all this by far. im like j jonah jameson rn pounding my fist on my desk i need those deadlock conversation yt videos on my table first thing tomorrow GO GO GO
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stilgar im,,,, trying, to sneak around but the clap, of my ass cheeks, keeps alerting, the worm,
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting used to being trapped in the eternal house of mirrors. place is full of fuck-ugly dudes but theyre total chillers tbh
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
censured by the wider community for hanging out wrong
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting one of those grills that people put on jeeps to make them look like they have angry eyes but its goin on my face to make me look like a fuckin ass hole
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy named Horatio Bonghammre
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tying to accelerate my my mind to achive 20 thousand posts of shit from my ass
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im basically like if there was some guy
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
morning stretches
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
matte background painting of my nuts and balls
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