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@zumor.bsky.social
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 18h
EVERYBODY SHIT THE FUCK UP THERE MIGHT BE VISIBLE AURORA TONIGHT
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 19h
did u kno u can put cheesse on sandwihces
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The troops are arrayed, the supply lines are prepared. The scouts report favorable conditions. The orders go out. After years of tyranny, the reckoning has finally come. At suns first light, Meet n Fuck Kingdom will burn.
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
anyone still using lube to jack offf is A Sucker. i switched to sand papres a few years ago and i can fuck rocks now
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
been busy training to be able to swing my hog with great force and precision. breakin boards and cinder blocks and shit
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
guy named Bucklesby Cumsucker
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ultimate shit's of the ten thiusand assed god
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how do you say brody kings catchphrase in french anyway 🤼 HEY YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCKER THIS IS A WRESTLING ACCOUNT TOO #AEW
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
takin a perfect bite out of a rock like an apple
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just now found out you can listen to music with heaphonrs instaad of watching the speakers real close to see how they wobblin
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hang on let me finish my bowl of delicious wires and cables
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Post Fucker liked your post The Post Fucker retweeted your post
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
jwrsy mikes and a bottle of wine i am the king of shit hell
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 29/09/2026
ACtually fuck everything else. THIS is the best part of all this by far. im like j jonah jameson rn pounding my fist on my desk i need those deadlock conversation yt videos on my table first thing tomorrow GO GO GO
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stilgar im,,,, trying, to sneak around but the clap, of my ass cheeks, keeps alerting, the worm,
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting used to being trapped in the eternal house of mirrors. place is full of fuck-ugly dudes but theyre total chillers tbh
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting one of those grills that people put on jeeps to make them look like they have angry eyes but its goin on my face to make me look like a fuckin ass hole
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy named Horatio Bonghammre
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tying to accelerate my my mind to achive 20 thousand posts of shit from my ass
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im basically like if there was some guy
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
matte background painting of my nuts and balls
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
working on my bog bod
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
man shits getting pretty crazy what if i evolved to digest wood and roots and fibrers
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the machine's heart beats just as fast as mine, for it too is afraid to die
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
twisting and crawling
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
floborts at the kearoke
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im the wretched sketeon bones
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
spinning on an office chair untill i thorw up and pass out and shit my self. for training
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all this bull shit is making it so expensive to buy barrels of crude oil to fuck
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
getting punched in the mouf and ny teeth falling out makin xylophone noises but the music is so beaitifl anf haunting the opps start crying
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
its hoestly pretty chill and relaxing to have some high proof rum and a fresh crsp apple
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guy named Enkidu Dickwaggen
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the sexiual tension between waldo and the hat man is off the chrarts
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
subjecting the homies to 56 minute video about hypergols
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
gently toking on ye doink
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Slime on the mind, goop on the brain
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i judge all my postes on how funny it would be to hear them read out in court
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
been busy rolling down hills and laughing in slow motion amd shit basically slapping as many narrative death tags on myself as possible in order to coax the reaper out from his dimension so i can make him play jackbox games with me again
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
putting all my points into som fuckass stat like poson resistance to STICK IT to THE MAN
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
man things seem kind of fucked up huh. anyway initiate an accellerated backhop
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
partied so hard last night i woke up a different art style
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
longest piss in the world ripleys blieve it or else
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we can find love and strength here, we flies on the corpse of god
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
covred in variuos dusts and grits
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
who up knapping they flint
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
getting so buf annd strong from dancing at the club
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
cooking a delicius meal of shapess and colors
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
theyre out harming monica andt its honsetly so fucked up
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Fucker of all time @zumor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
assless chaps to show off my assless ass
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