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Mark Jacobs

@zoswizard.bsky.social
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Son, Husband, Father, Grandfather, Retired z/OS Systems Programmer. All around generally happy person.

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Ladyred1956 @ladyred1956.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A crime that Donald Trump, as far as we know has not yet committed. ---- 21 USC §331, 333 & 21 CFR §145.170(a)(1)(iv) make it federal crime for the pits in peaches to be left in peaches when sold in a can, unless they’re whole peaches.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I support the next Democratic President naming every garbage dump and garbage transport after Trump.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump? Never heard of him. --- Every Republican running for reelection in November
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Republicans, how does it feel running on the What's it feel like running for reelection as a member of the NSDAP?
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Official State Propaganda. Trump TV. www.whitehouse.gov/live/
whitehouse.gov
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There hasn't been a leader/President this incompetent since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie Miller == Lina Heydrich
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong when the head of state is an immoral incompetent megalomaniac who's showing increasing signs of mental degradation on a daily basis?
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never elect a criminal moron as President. Didn't anyone tell you that before?
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If at first you don't suck seed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed. ----- Curly Howard
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think that America would support a gold spike rather than one made of stainless steel.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember, there are exactly zero public buildings, streets, plazas named after Adolf Hitler in Germany today.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Christians Truly Are Pro-Life, They Should Reject This Republican Party.' johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/if-christi...
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Putting your principles first.
In September 1964, the Beatles refused to play the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, Florida, when they learned the crowd would be segregated.
The city backed down.
The show went ahead - integrated.
Bringing that up this week for no reason in particular...
Music has always
been bigger than just music.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time you put gasoline in your vehicle I want you to thank Donald Trump for the privilege of paying much more.
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yes. It fucking does mean that we can't be friends. You vote for the worst type of human, who is actively trying to do everything in his power to keep his party in office. You are a horrible person and I can't be your friend. #USDemocracy
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Ed Kane 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @3dkan3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Tuesday and love ya back, dear friend.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Last Day of Biden Vs. Trump: 🔹 Gas: $3.12 → $4.32 🔹 Diesel: $3.63 → $6.29 🔹 Inflation: 2.9% → 3.4% 🔹 Wage growth: 3.9% → 3.1% 🔹 Real wage growth: +1.0% → -0.3% 🔹 GDP growth: 2.8% in 2024 → 1.5% in Q2 2026 🔹 And the U.S. is now at war with Iran.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.” ― Larry Niven, The Mote in God's Eye
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
May he fall down and break every tooth in his mouth except one. And in that tooth he should have a toothache the rest of his life.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's the over/under on whether Trump eliminates American Democracy by the end of the year.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump’s razor: The stupidest answer is usually the right one.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jesus said, and I'm paraphrasing here, don't be a dick. Donald Trump is a dick.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love my best friend in the world. We're 3000+ miles away from each other, but that doesn't impact our love for each other.
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Debbie @debbiedemocrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Vote Blue💙🌊
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rage against the fascists.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seriously 💥
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let’s talk about Alejandro Betancourt, the Venezuelan billionaire who got rich under Hugo Chavez & has faced money laundering investigations in the US, Switzerland, & Spain. Betancourt was arrested twice in the UK in 2025. He’s now leading Trump’s new oil venture. The Trump crime family is expanding
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The only thing that Trump can't fuck up is his perfect record of fucking up everything he touches.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
America, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted me! Hey, make the best of it! --Donald Trump
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just imagine if a President of the United States was an asset for Russia. Now imagine that President bankrupts and steals from the country to give to oligarch’s. And at the same time, completely depletes the military. This is “just if” of course.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
First rule of a cult: Convince your sheeple that they can believe only you, that everyone else is lying to them.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We found Mitch.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shocking 😲
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We're going to need a new federal prison or two once all the criminals in the Trump administration are convicted of their many crimes.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This has totally been my life. --- “I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Make heads on spikes great again. The national mall would be a great location.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't wait for a new American national holiday to be announced. The restoration of the republic once DJT is buried head down in ice for all eternity.
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Mark Jacobs @zoswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dear Karoline Leavitt, Goodbye to bad rubbish. Or in Yiddish: a gutn avdn dem myausn mist.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hate fascism.
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