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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 9h

World’s only winner of the “I was on Death Row and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” t-shirt.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 11h

Your cat will be betrayed by its incorrect scone application of jam and clotted cream.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 11h

I feel there are one or two design and readability issues here, so top drawer rememberemberancing, but not a great advert for the company.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 20h

That would be spectacular but it’s a kind of one-off thing 😂

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 21h

Think of the joy brought to millions by burying her again though!

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Aiiiiiii!! You have aligned the Torment Nexus!!

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fit if you had a Mrs Mangel fetish I suppose.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Also, I think as Wilfred Owen indicated, being dead is suboptimally glorious.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

San Diego hosts the largest naval base on the West Coast. I’m sure they will suck up their sacrificial duty.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Great job Nellkyn, that looks fab. Every French aircraft designer since the 1960s... 'Oui Boss, we made it all sexy just like you asked..."

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm a bit sus about the box art though... did German armour make it onto any landing beach? 😁

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I watched a Youtube vid on the Nutty Putty caving tragedy once, and wished I hadn't. Any hobby where they have to concrete your corpse in situ to stop others doing is beyond fucked up.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ugh. Been in same position in bed for 18 hrs now, everything hurts otherwise, stupid flu or Covid!

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I heard that Coelnoth possesses heretical scrolls and touches goats.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

that looks... expensive. I do admire the care they've put into protecting the parts. You might have to invest in an ultrasonic blade to make light work of those supports. 😁

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For a while I did think Chase and Status was Jason Statham.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

yeah, keep building up translucent shades of blue/green in layers, maybe some gentle white caps on the peaks. that would be my approach. I can certainly see the similarity to the sea surface in the foil texture.

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Javmaster @javmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Retired from the war room, reporting for desk duty. 🖥️ A hand-built 6×2.5" tribute to the 80s movie supercomputer, with 4 color screens, sound, battery power, and dual ESP32s. Made to order, small batches. Coming soon. #retrocomputing #maker #esp32

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Insufficient postage. Fee due. Gandalf always was a tight bastard.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And this, professor, is why HR would like to speak with you.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My money was on hare coursing, but this works too.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if it's a bunch of lads out hare coursing, and somewhere there's a transit van full of Iranian insurgents who've been stuck on Swindon's magic roundabout for the last 3 days.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had the privilege to correspond on my employer's behalf with William Tyree, three or four years before his death (in his 90s). Nothing philosophical but he answered kindly. ripon.edu/2026/04/24/w...

ripon.edu

William Tyree | Ripon College

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've just done the ones for the Marder 3 in Vallejo Dark Brown and dry brushed with Gunmetal. Looks okay to my eye.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.”

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

With contemporaries like Chic and Giorgio Moroder it slots nicely into the electro-disco vibe, if considerably more minimalist.

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