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Zorg the Conqueror

@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
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Scale models, gaming, cooking, guitar, fundraising, education, Golden Age b3tan, databases, little bit of politics for the kids... otherwise rabid koala threatening planetary conquest.

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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 4h
Drop some SLAPS 👋 🖤 🤦
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Playful Orange Cat Slap
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Javmaster @javmaster.bsky.social · 10h
Retired from the war room, reporting for desk duty. 🖥️ A hand-built 6×2.5" tribute to the 80s movie supercomputer, with 4 color screens, sound, battery power, and dual ESP32s. Made to order, small batches. Coming soon. #retrocomputing #maker #esp32
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#histscalemodels Vous-êtes ici atlas.jazco.dev
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
change my mind meme: eccles cakes are better than mince pies
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop some PHONES 📱☎️📞🖤
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Gaga Telephone Music Video
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 27/09/2026
Homer, don't be-Wow, that is huge.
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S12E16 Bye, Bye, Nerdie (CABF11) 11 March 2001
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sent a promo for Simply Red Summer Funk ’27 With Heather Small and Soul II Soul
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Barney Nph
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
[ Groans ] I'm getting too old for this crap,
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S11E01 Beyond Blunderdome (AABF23) 26 September 1999
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#histscalemodels #tamiya Almost seems a shame to paint it grey...
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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8bit Elite: Load New Commander
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Note “not everyone”. Just “some”. This is obviously what someone hoping their AI overlord won’t kill *them* would say… 😬 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Not all AI workers think the tech could kill everyone
In text exchanges and conversations, multiple people who have worked for leading companies are sceptical of the warnings.
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amazon Prime video covering all bases with their in-programme advertising: so far something with hyluronic acid, a Butlins holiday, and a Maserati Granturismo Trofeo (RRP £150,000)
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#histscalemodels Start 'em young
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Wtf You On About Withnail And I
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’ve held a village referendum
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Midsommar May Queen
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok whoops. ORVILLE and Keith Harris
A very large green infant duck and a narrow showbiz white man in oil pastel and it’s the 1980s
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Tamiya Marder III is a great kit. Everything fits, tricky pieces are keyed so it's hard to put them in the wrong place... my biggest mistake so far is buying the wrong Jordi Rubio barrel (75mm PAK 40 instead of 76.2mm PAK 35r) at a show a few years ago... hybrid solution found #histscalemodels
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hehehe Bacon=bacon bonce=nonce www.youtube.com/watch?v=wONC...
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The Tate Brothers Romanian Charges. Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate.
YouTube video by BEHIND BARS TV
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LotR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) Smiles
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)
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Star Trek: Guinan's Thoughtful Smile
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's the Hasegawa 1/72 OV-1D Mohawk done. Not a bad kit but there's a conflict or two between the default instructions and "Special Marking" separate paint scheme which I missed and needed a workaround. Also needs a load of weight: nose, wheel bay and SLAR all filled! #histscalemodels
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Corporate networking event"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Keeping Tamiya in business. Worth it for some nice clean deicing boots 😁 #histscalemodels
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/GuBML... 🤣
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Farage is panicking 😂
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif shows up when you type your name?
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Gary Oldman as Zorg: My Favorite
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
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Lexx Ship
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm enjoying Elite Force on Netflix - 40m x 6 French-language series around the adventures of a GIGN team. Good acting, nice tension and twists, recommend.
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Give me 1,000 tank tracks rather than a complex curved canopy... 😤 One of my better efforts, but usually unsatisfactory #histscalemodels
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SEE U IN THE TREE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A MAD SKLETEAN "ITS TOO HARD TO BE ALIVE, WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS, WE SOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP THIS WAY " - ITS HARD TO WAKE UP ITS HARD TO GO TO SLEEP ITS HARD TO EAT ITS HARD TO STOP EATING ITS HARD TO ESCAPE THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTING AND THE BUZZ OF THE SURVEILLANCE GRID THAT SURROUNDS US , THE COMPUTER ONCE OUR BEST FRIEND HAS TURNED TO A BOOT ON OUR NECK , WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? COMPLAIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WTAF?! @theonion.com @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What's the Recommended Dietary Allowance for Leerdammer cheese slices? Asking for a friend...
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*Nelson ha-ha gif* www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Briton Bradley Townsend killed fighting for Russia in Ukraine
Bradley Townsend left South Yorkshire in April, telling his family he was going to Romania.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
RESPECT ONLY 1 KILOGRAM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN BRAVING DA WIND'S OF CONVENTION TO PROCLAIM "THE ONLY KILOGRAM I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS THE 1889 INTERNATIONAL PROTOTYPE OF THE KILOGRAM STORED AT THE INTERNATIONAL BUEAU OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES, THE 2019 REDEFINITION OF "SI BASE UNIT'S CAN KISS MY ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This Twitter exchange happened on 23 August 2012, so: happy I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS day to all who celebrate
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This popped up on Youtube and I have to say, it's a remarkable bit of arrangement and mimicry (he has loads of other similar videos) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNGA...
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Clocks By Coldplay BUT It's Performed By THE CURE!
YouTube video by JoshuaWooMusic
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are at mentally?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🦒
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x
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Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I feel seen. www.youtube.com/shorts/F60wl...
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Here’s Why Adulthood Makes Dirt Weirdly Exciting
YouTube video by Newfore Inc.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NO SUBTEXT ONLY TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN WHO DOSENT NOTICE THE END OF DA WORLD BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS TRYING TO HINT ABOUT IT "MIGHT BE BAD SOON" "MIGHT WANT TO TURN AROUND" WELL IF I SHOULD TURN AROUND THEN SAY IT , DONT TELL ME I WANT TO, BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO, SO YOU SHOULD SAY "I WANT YOU TO TURN AROUND" THAT MAKES MORE SENSE , AND I WOULD DO IT IF YOU JUST SAID IT LIKE THAT,,, ,ANY WAY THE TEXT "DO NOT GIVE ME HINTS, I WONT FIGURE THEM OUT, I WONT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GIVING ME A HINT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Way too early
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CANT FOOL ME IF I CANT PAY ATTENTION - dashare.zone ADMIN
A CAREFUL SCHEME TO MANIPULATE ME INTO DOING SOMETHING SPECIFIC WILL NEVER WORK BECUASE I DONT HAVE ENOGH BRAIN CELL'S TO DO WHAT ANYONE WANT'S - A CONFIDENCE SCHEME WILL NEVER WORK BECAUSE I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE EVEN ASKING ME TO DO - A CULT WILL NEVER INDUCE ME TO JOIN A CULT BECAUSE I CANT PAY ATTENTION TO THE CULT LEADER - IF I CANNOT GOVERN MYSELF THEN SURELY NO ATTEMPTS TO DO SO FROM OUTSIDE WILL PROSPER!!! DA TEXT "YOU THINK YOUR PLAYEN CHESS WITH ME, GOOD LUCK, I CAN BARELY PLAY CHECKER'S " - I CANT EVEN TRICK MYSELF INTO STOP EATING CHEEZ ITS SO IM SORRY BUT YOUR JUST NOT GONNA TRICK THAT GUY INTO MUCH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN EVEN IF I GET POINT'S OR GOLD STAR'S OR I PUT IT INTO AN APP I STILL END UP EATIN THEM CRUNCHY SQUARE'S -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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